Ryden Kik

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Brendick: Ryan

Brendick: Ryan I just ate six sandwiches in under 4 minutes

Brendick: I can't fucking move

Ryro: I can offer mouth to mouth

Brendick: don't you dare extract any of my sandwiches

Zeee: ok but how would mouth to mouth make anything better

Zeee: like he can breath just fine

Zeee: he just can't move

Zeee: getting more air won't help shit

Ryro: fuck off Z

Brendick: he just wants an excuse to kiss me ;)

Zeee: uuuuggghhh

Zeee: why do you guys always do this

Ryro: do what

Zeee: act all adorable and shit to make it more obvious that my cute ass is lonely

Brendick: just like

Brendick: find someone

Ryro: literally just search random kik usernames and message each with "heeeeey ;)" until one of them answers

Brendick: I feel

Brendick: insulted

Zeee: what

Zeee: why

Ryro: cause I'm mocking him

Ryro: like that's exactly what he did to me

Brendick: and it fucking worked bitch

Ryro: somehow

Brendick: literally every night I question how the hell it  worked

Brendick: like you literally had no idea who I was

Brendick: I could've been a 40 year old and you wouldn't have known

Ryro: I mean

Ryro: I think a 40 year old would've acted creepier

Ryro: you just acted like a fuck boy

Brendick: thanks Ry

Zeee: ok but like how do I actually get someone to like me

Brendick: a whole lot of praying my dude

Ryro: you just gotta stalk them and ask them to fuck you so much that they eventually give in to going on a date with you

Brendick: fuuuckk ooofff

Brendick: oh and you might have to get them out of the denial phase and admit that they're gay before anything happens

Ryro: fuck you :)

Brendick: you'd love to sweetie :)

Zeee: I swear to god if y'all don't stop

Ryro: love you too Z

Brendick: :)