Ryro: Brendon
Ryro: we need to talk
Brendick: ok?
Brendick: about?
Ryro: how do you
Ryro: how do you pronounce ramen
Ryro: is it like ray-men
Ryro: or rah-men
Brendick: jesus christ Ryan you gave me a fucking heart attack
Brendick: and all you want to know is how to pronounce ramen
Ryro: ,,how did I give you a heart attack?
Brendick: "we need to talk"
Brendick: that's conversation starter for a break up
Ryro: oh oops
Ryro: but like this is a really important question so like answer it
Ryro: and just so you know if you pronounce it wrong I'm breaking up with you
Brendick: well damn guess the heart attack was warrented then
Brendick: but I mean its obviously pronounced rah-men
Ryro: THANK YOU OH MY GOD
Ryro: literally we were arguing about it on christmas and me and my cousin were the only two to think that
Ryro: like the rest of my family was like "oh my god how are we related to you two that's not how its pronounced"
Brendick: not to be rude but I'm gonna fight your entire family
Ryro: I'm gonna fucking join you
Ryro: like literally you can just Google it and
Ryro:
Ryro: there I'm fucking right
Ryro: I'm gonna print this out and send it to each member of my family
Brendick: are you sure
Brendick: like thats a lot of paper
Ryro: my family isn't that big tho
Brendick: yeah but its still lowkey a waste
Ryro: damn thats true
Ryro: I'll email it to them
Brendick: there you go
Brendick: helping the environment
Ryro: since when do you care about the environment
Brendick: since now fuck you
Ryro: well damn alright then
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I've been imprisoned in my own room
My mom broke my window
Its stuck open in fucking freezing weather
So we had to board it up and now im getting less sunlight than the very little I was already gettingAlright so last night I went over one of my friends house because we were studying for the Latin exam, but this friend is also friends with The Dick (we're referring to former crush as that now). So Daniel (the friend) didn't know that we weren't talking anymore and told The Dick that I was coming over, so The Dick gave him this note to give to me and I fucking
If you can't read it, its the beginning of The Last Of The Real Ones, but he left out some lyrics and fucked others up
And like I don't know if he's trying to pass Fall Out Boys work as his own or if he thinks it'll work cause I'm an emo shit, but either way he needs to fuck off, I'm not that easy hunHe didn't even last a month without talking to me wow
I wanna respond to him with another lyric but I wanna be bitchy about it and I don't know what to use
So if y'all could uuuhhh
Help me figure that out life would be greatI'm thinking maybe a halsey lyric
Like I was listening to hfk and I think something from Devil In Me might be great
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Ryden Kik
FanfictionBrendick: heeeeey ;) Ryro: what the fuck Ryro: who the fuck Brendick: your future boyfriend ;) Ryro: uh huh Ryro: yeah I don't think so Just another Ryden Kik fic Really doesn't have a plot Literally I want y'all to completely ignore pretty much any...