Ryden Kik

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Brendick: I want

Brendick: to go to a drive thru at like a McDonalds or something

Brendick: and when the person is like

Brendick: "hey you little shit what can I get ya"

Brendick: I wanna answer with

Brendick: "a will to live"

Ryro: why

Ryro: why would you put that poor McDonalds employee through that

Ryro: its such an awkward situation when they don't actually know you

Ryro: cause like they don't know if you're joking or if you're really going to a McDonalds employee for help

Ryro: like they're working this shitty minimum wage job

Ryro: probably just trying to get through college without having 80 years of debt

Ryro: they don't need that

Brendick: k but it would be funny

Brendick: imagine if they just weren't paying attention at all and said

Brendick: "would you like fries with that"

Brendick: or maybe "would you like to supersize that for only 50 cents extra"

Brendick: hell even a "will that be everything for you today"

Ryro: ,, ok yeah that would be kinda funny

Ryro: but still

Ryro: wait what if they pulled an ice cream machine on you

Brendick: excuse me

Ryro: "sorry sir the will to live machine is broke"

Ryro: cause thats one giant ass mood right there

Brendick: hello will to live?

Brendick: will to live machine 🅱roke

Ryro: hello dead meme?

Ryro: dead meme machine is up and running better than ever apparently

Brendick: you love my dead memes

Ryro: do I

Ryro: I don't think I do

Brendick: well

Brendick: fuck you then

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People who take pills without water aren't to be trusted like that shit ain't normal

Hey uh I just want to say that I really fucking hate my school for not giving us a snow day today
Like we've had freezing rain for the past three days and non stop snow for the past week before the rain started
Not to mention its fucking freezing outside
@ school
You're endangering me, I can sue for this
Not that I have the money to sue, but the point still stands