Ryro: ok so I'm in Walmart right
Brendick: oh no
Brendick: I already know this isn't gonna end well
Ryro: can I continue
Brendick: yeah I guess
Ryro: so I'm getting some cereal cause my dad was complaining that we don't have any good kinds
Brendick: ok wait
Brendick: why would you go to Walmart just for cereal
Ryro: cause its closer to my house than a grocery store
Ryro: and cause I'm cheap
Brendick: hm
Brendick: ok
Brendick: go on
Ryro: so I'm trying to remember what kind my dad likes cause my dumb ass forgot to ask him
Ryro: and this little girl comes in the aisle with her mom
Ryro: she's maybe like five or six years old
Ryro: and it takes all of ten seconds for her to drop to the floor and fucking scream at the top of her lungs
Brendick: mood
Ryro: she stands back up again
Ryro: comes over to me and like I don't know what she wants me to do
Ryro: and she says with fucking tears in her eyes
Ryro: "there's no lucky charms"
Brendick: even bigger mood holy shit
Zeee: wait
Zeee: gonna get real here for a second
Zeee: why would she want actual lucky charms
Zeee: and not just a bag of the marshmallows
Ryro: because Walmart doesn't have those you fucking idiot
Zeee: yeah but you can get them on like amazon or something
Brendick: hey Z
Brendick: some people
Brendick: actually like the cereal part
Zeee: who
Zeee: name one fucking person
Brendick: a lot of people
Zeee: e x a m p l e s
Brendick: me
Brendick: you little bitch
Ryro: you what
Brendick: I
Brendick: like
Brendick: the cereal
Ryro: I'm sorry bren I don't think this is gonna work out
Brendick: damn
Brendick: fine
Brendick: I don't need someone that doesn't support me
Zeee: alright its gotten to a point where I can't tell when y'all are joking about this anymore
Ryro: we're joking you moron
Brendick: we are ?
Ryro: wow
Brendick: love ya :)
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So I don't know if any of y'all have ever played Toontown but I spent six hours straight playing it yesterday because I had nothing better to be doing with my life
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