Brendick: my love for you is like a bottle of honey <3
Ryro: the fuck
Ryro: what the hell does that mean
Brendick: it never expires :)
Zeee: aw
Zeee: that's so fucking cute
Ryro: too cute
Ryro: who are you and what the fuck have you done with my ass hole of a boyfriend
Brendick: :(
Brendick: I was just trying to be wholesome cause its almost christmas damn
Brendick: why you gotta ruin my vibe like that
Ryro: wait shit it is almost christmas
Ryro: I fucking forgot it was December oh my god
Brendick: mood
Ryro: guess who still has to do Christmas shopping for pretty much everyone
Ryro: its me
Ryro: everyone except you cause I've had yours ready since like September
Brendick: ooo what is it
Ryro: you'll find out in like what 5 days
Ryro: WAIT FUCK ONLY FIVE DAYS
Ryro: why the hell am I losing track of time so easily
Brendick: you're getting old
Brendick: you fucking elder
Ryro: shut up I'm only like
Ryro: fuck how old am I
Ryro: 18
Ryro: I think
Brendick: jesus christ
Brendick: you're gonna have no memory of anything by the time you're 20
Ryro: I'll always remember you tho :)
Brendick: I'm gonna fucking throw up
Ryro: excuse you
Ryro: "my love for you is like a bottle of honey, it never expires"
Ryro: bitch
Brendick: that was five minutes ago
Brendick: I'm a different person now
Ryro: I'm sure you are
Brendick: lowkey yeah
Ryro: mhm
Brendick: do you not believe me
Ryro: no I do
Ryro: I just want to annoy you
Brendick: fuck you
Ryro: aw
Ryro: thank you
Ryro: you're too kind
Brendick: 🖕
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Ok so idk if y'all remember me saying something about people skipping stairs a while ago but there's this bitch at my school who fucking
He fucking skips the stairs
While he's going down them
What the fuck
How is he not dead
YOU ARE READING
Ryden Kik
FanfictionBrendick: heeeeey ;) Ryro: what the fuck Ryro: who the fuck Brendick: your future boyfriend ;) Ryro: uh huh Ryro: yeah I don't think so Just another Ryden Kik fic Really doesn't have a plot Literally I want y'all to completely ignore pretty much any...
