Brendick: did you know
Brendick: that in other places of the world
Brendick: instead of
Brendick: "rock paper scissors"
Brendick: they say
Brendick: "paper scissors rock"
Ryro: w h y t h e f u c k
Ryro: that like actually bothers me so fucking much
Ryro: like the syllables are in descending order
Ryro: its so much better in ascending order
Brendick: get out of here with your big words
Brendick: in 👏 this 👏 chat 👏 we 👏 use 👏 small 👏 words 👏
Brendick: this 👏 ain't 👏 no 👏 English 👏 essay 👏
Ryro: k but using big words makes me sound smart
Ryro: and I don't get to be smart often ok
Ryro: just let me have this
Brendick: fine
Brendick: but like usually I like differences in language
Brendick: like how in England they call fries chips
Brendick: and call chips crisps
Brendick: but paper scissors rock is just
Brendick: absolutely unacceptable
Ryro: right
Ryro: and there's also
Ryro: this doesn't have to do with language
Ryro: its more cultural ?
Ryro: I guess ?
Ryro: but bagged milk
Ryro: that's just fucking dumb
Ryro: what the fuck Canada
Brendick: no don't they have like pitchers that you can put the milk in
Brendick: like I think they come with a fridge and the bag can fit into it perfectly
Ryro: k but its still dumb
Ryro: and knowing me I'd open the bag wrong and get milk literally fucking everywhere
Brendick: that's why mops exist Ryan
Brendick: so when you inevitably spill a fucking bag of milk
Brendick: you can clean it up easily
Ryro: k but like I actually don't own a mop
Brendick: what
Brendick: seriously
Brendick: how do you clean anything
Ryro: we have a swiffer
Ryro: but like its not the same
Brendick: how do you not have a mop what the fuck
Ryro: honestly I don't know
Ryro: I don't think we have a broom either
Brendick: HOW THE FUCK IS YOUR HOUSE ALWAYS SO CLEAN THEN
Ryro: I don't know
Ryro: it shouldn't be
Ryro: neither of us clean
Brendick: y'all are fucking weird
Ryro: thanks
Brendick: you're welcome
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On Friday we did a review in my algebra class and it was my turn to answer a question. We were like one point away from winning and one of the really popular bitches on my team was like "you got this erin"
And like three days later I'm still absolutely shook that she knows my name cause like I talk to no one in that class
But like
I'm so fucking shookIn other news, I feel like absolute shit and kinda feel like I'm gonna pass out, but my mom is sti making me go to school
Thanks for caring about my health, mom
Meanwhile my brother gets to stay home because he sneezed once three years agoBut no when I got out of bed I fell over and if not for a chair right by my bed I would've fallen face first into my piano
In other, other news, I finally got new shoes, so now I don't habe to perform surgery every morning on these pieces of shit
There is so much duct tape in those
It got to a point where I could barely get my shoe off cause my socks stuck to the duct tape
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