Ryro: you're an Aries right
Brendick: wow not even sure of my zodiac sign smh
Brendick: I'll fight you I know what yours is
Ryro: ok no I was pretty sure but I don't want to mess up jeez
Ryro: but anyways I think what you just said really proves this to be true
Ryro:
Brendick: fuck
Brendick: I mean I'm not gonna deny that its accurate
Brendick: yours is too honestly
Brendick: *casually makes sure I'm looking at the right sign*
Ryro: wow bitch you said you knew mine
Brendick: I wanted to make you feel bad shut up
Ryro: bitch
Ryro: ok question
Ryro: what's your favorite reaction on there
Brendick: easily leo
Ryro: really
Brendick: mhm
Ryro: cause like
Ryro: Horton hears a hoe
Ryro: that's pretty fucking great dude
Brendick: well yeah but like
Brendick: "you dont even have good eyebrow game"
Brendick: that's honestly one of the best insults
Ryro: how so
Brendick: have you not noticed how much effort some people put in to their eyebrows
Brendick: like imagine if you put hours of work into making them perfect and then some bitch comes up to you and tells you they look like shit
Ryro: I mean I don't think that would ever happen cause I don't do my eyebrows
Brendick: just fucking imagine if you did Ryan my god
Ryro: I honestly don't think I'd care like I'd ask the bitch what was wrong with them and then I'd go fix it
Brendick: hm
Brendick: I'd slap the bitch
Ryro: why are you so violent
Brendick: its in my nature as an Aries
Ryro: don't use your zodiac sign as an excuse you know damn well that its just because you're an ass
Brendick: rude
Ryro: but I'm not wrong
Brendick: yeah but that doesn't mean I like to admit it
Ryro: being in denial isn't good for you
Brendick: living isn't good for me
Ryro: same
Brendick: wow I thought you'd react differently
Ryro: I mean I was going to but its just so relatable I couldn't
Brendick: hm
Brendick: understandable
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Ryden Kik
FanfictionBrendick: heeeeey ;) Ryro: what the fuck Ryro: who the fuck Brendick: your future boyfriend ;) Ryro: uh huh Ryro: yeah I don't think so Just another Ryden Kik fic Really doesn't have a plot Literally I want y'all to completely ignore pretty much any...