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Ryro: you're an Aries right

Brendick: wow not even sure of my zodiac sign smh

Brendick: I'll fight you I know what yours is

Ryro: ok no I was pretty sure but I don't want to mess up jeez

Ryro: but anyways I think what you just said really proves this to be true

Ryro:

Brendick: fuck

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Brendick: fuck

Brendick: I mean I'm not gonna deny that its accurate

Brendick: yours is too honestly

Brendick: *casually makes sure I'm looking at the right sign*

Ryro: wow bitch you said you knew mine

Brendick: I wanted to make you feel bad shut up

Ryro: bitch

Ryro: ok question

Ryro: what's your favorite reaction on there

Brendick: easily leo

Ryro: really

Brendick: mhm

Ryro: cause like

Ryro: Horton hears a hoe

Ryro: that's pretty fucking great dude

Brendick: well yeah but like

Brendick: "you dont even have good eyebrow game"

Brendick: that's honestly one of the best insults

Ryro: how so

Brendick: have you not noticed how much effort some people put in to their eyebrows

Brendick: like imagine if you put hours of work into making them perfect and then some bitch comes up to you and tells you they look like shit

Ryro: I mean I don't think that would ever happen cause I don't do my eyebrows

Brendick: just fucking imagine if you did Ryan my god

Ryro: I honestly don't think I'd care like I'd ask the bitch what was wrong with them and then I'd go fix it

Brendick: hm

Brendick: I'd slap the bitch

Ryro: why are you so violent

Brendick: its in my nature as an Aries

Ryro: don't use your zodiac sign as an excuse you know damn well that its just because you're an ass

Brendick: rude

Ryro: but I'm not wrong

Brendick: yeah but that doesn't mean I like to admit it

Ryro: being in denial isn't good for you

Brendick: living isn't good for me

Ryro: same

Brendick: wow I thought you'd react differently

Ryro: I mean I was going to but its just so relatable I couldn't

Brendick: hm

Brendick: understandable

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