Brendick: school is homophobic
Ryro: elaborate
Brendick: I'm gay and it makes me want to die
Ryro: oh same
Brendick: goddammit Ryan we've been over this
Ryro: what
Brendick: you can't reply with same because then I can't carry on the conversation
Ryro: just change the fucking topic
Brendick: ugh
Brendick: ya like bread
Ryro: .,.......,...,...,...,
Ryro: only the stuff that isn't whole grain cause that shits nasty
Ryro: and the kind with like the seed things on it
Brendick: yeah true that's nasty
Brendick: ugh
Brendick: fuck life
Ryro: what did you do now
Brendick: wow
Brendick: you just assume that I did something and no one did something to me
Ryro: well yeah cause its more likely that your dumb ass did something
Brendick: aw
Brendick: I feel so loved
Ryro: anyways
Ryro: what happened
Brendick: life happened
Ryro: that's edgy
Brendick: I didn't ask for this
Brendick: I didn't ask to be born
Brendick: I'm here by force and now I'm just expected to get a job and pay bills and be responsible
Brendick: I don't want to
Brendick: I just want to be a duck
Brendick: cause ducks don't have a care in the world
Brendick: ducks don't give a flying fuck
Ryro: ok but think of it this way
Ryro: if you were a duck
Ryro: you wouldn't have me
Brendick: that's true
Brendick: you'd probably still be with Keltie
Ryro: gross
Brendick: and denying your sexuality
Ryro: can we like not bring Keltie up
Ryro: ever
Ryro: I fucking hate her
Brendick: is she still with Dallon
Ryro: I hope not
Ryro: for his sake
Ryro: Keltie can shove an entire tree up her ass I don't care
Brendick: she probably actually could and it wouldn't hurt
Ryro: yeah
Ryro: cause she only takes it in the ass cause she's not a whore
Ryro: that's bullshit
Ryro: she's like queen whore
Brendick: I thought she was queen bitch
Ryro: both
Brendick: fair enough
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