Brendick: do you ever
Ryro: feel like a plastic bag?
Brendick: damn giving me nostalgia
Brendick: that was like the third time we talked
Ryro: yeah and then you said you'd get me taco bell if I sucked your dick
Brendick: good times, good times
Brendick: but anyways back to the question
Brendick: do you ever wish there were sweaters
Brendick: but like
Brendick: for your feet
Ryro: ,,
Ryro: Brendon
Ryro: I think the word you're looking for here
Ryro: is socks
Brendick: no fuck you
Brendick: that's not what I mean
Brendick: I mean a sweater for your feet
Ryro: yeah
Ryro: and they just happen to exist all ready
Ryro: and they're called
Ryro: s o c k s
Brendick: yeah I know but thats not what I mean
Ryro: holy fuck you're a moron
Brendick: no im not ok
Brendick: cause like sweaters can be fuzzy and socks aren't
Ryro: Brendon
Ryro: sweetie
Ryro: literally just fucking Google fuzzy socks
Ryro: they exist
Brendick: no but like
Brendick: I don't mean socks ok
Ryro: oh my god you are literally describing socks
Brendick: NO IM NOT
Ryro: ok
Ryro: you know what
Ryro:
Ryro:
Ryro: now please tell me
Ryro: what is the only difference in those definitions
Brendick: ones an employer and the others a way to hit someone
Ryro: o h m y g o d
Ryro: I'm gonna slap a bitch
Brendick: would you say you're gonna
Brendick: sock a bitch
Brendick: I'm sorry
Brendick: this is why I don't have friends
Ryro: well
Ryro: there's many other reasons
Ryro: but yeah that's definitely one of them
Brendick: mmmmmm fuck off
Ryro: mmmmmm make me
Brendick: ;)
Ryro: stop that
Brendick: nah ;)
Ryro: 🖕
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My dad
Fucking
Annoys the hell out of meSo we were eating dinner last night, and I was telling my brother about something that happened in band cause it was pretty funny
(My brother is like lowkey in band, he wanted to take physics which was the same period so he does independent study)
My dad interrupts me and is like "You know, I don't really see how band and that art class are helping you in school. I don't think you're gonna take them next year, you'd benefit a lot more from having an educational class in place of those two periods."
B i t c h
Those are literally the only two classes I look forward to
Are you really gonna try to fucking take away the only thing keeping me sane while at school
I don't fucking think so bitchAnd he says its because "I'm not smart enough" and "there's so many people better than me in my grade" and "I need to more educational periods to help with that"
Well I'm fucking sorry I can't be a genious like my brother damn
But like I got number seven in my class rank
How the hell is that not good enoughAnd he let my brother take band and art for all four years with no complaint
"I don't have a favorite child" bitch yes you fucking do
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Ryden Kik
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