Ryden Kik

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Brendick: you know what really offends me

Ryro: a lot of things do Bren

Ryro: you're a millennial

Brendick: ok wow

Brendick: I'm offended

Brendick: but anyways

Brendick: back to the point

Brendick: it really bothers me that some people are like

Brendick: "you're gay so you're going to hell"

Brendick: like

Brendick: sweetie

Brendick: you're looking past literally every other perfectly valid reason that I'm going to hell

Ryro: ,, such as

Brendick: well for starters I'm a fucking dick

Brendick: hence the name

Ryro: huh

Ryro: I'm gonna be completely honest I always thought that was your username because you're a fuck boy

Brendick: I mean

Brendick: lowkey

Brendick: anyways

Brendick: another perfectly valid reason

Brendick: or at least it is according to my mother

Brendick: "I don't respect my elders"

Ryro: ok no

Ryro: I hate that people think they're entitled to respect just because they're older than me

Ryro: no sweetie, you're wrong

Brendick: RIGHT

Ryro: chill

Brendick: no but like I don't give a shit if you're like 86 or some shit

Brendick: if youre not nice to me I'm not gonna be nice to you

Brendick: its that fucking simple

Ryro: and like a lot of old people are fucking dicks so like no thanks bitch

Brendick: ha

Brendick: fucking dicks

Ryro: ok

Ryro: you need to stop

Brendick: dude wait that's the worst thing to imagine oh my god what have I done

Ryro: you got exactly what you fucking deserve

Brendick: I did holy shit

Brendick: I hate living

Ryro: who doesn't tho

Brendick: ok true

Brendick: but like I hate it more

Ryro: fair enough

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