Brendick: would you rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby
Ryro: the fuck is a matter baby
Brendick: nothing baby what's a matter with you
Ryro: I
Ryro: I really hate that I didn't see that coming
Brendick: ;)
Ryro: ..,,what
Brendick: coming
Ryro: goddammit Brendon
Ryro: you have the mind of a 12 year old
Brendick: I do not
Ryro: really
Brendick: ok maybe a little
Ryro: a lot
Brendick: ,,..yeah
Ryro: so you know how you're always taking creep shots of me
Brendick: yup
Ryro: well I took one of you
Brendick: oh no
Ryro:
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Brendick: I look like I'm mad at the world
Ryro: you aren't ?
Brendick: ok yeah I am but like
Brendick: I look really mad at it
Brendick: I should always have my hair like that
Brendick: it looks v good
Ryro: yeah
Brendick: but it also shows off my big ass forehead so like
Brendick: is it worth it
Ryro: I'd say so yeah
Brendick: baby I'm worth it
Ryro: ,...,,,
Ryro: this relationship is over
Brendick: but
Brendick: but
Brendick: I tried so hard
Brendick: and got so far
Brendick: but in the end
Brendick: it doesn't even matter
Ryro: I had to fall
Ryro: to lose it all
Ryro: but in the end
Ryro: it doesn't even matter
Brendick: ,,,marry me
Ryro: alright I'm down
Brendick: yeet
Ryro: ,,,,I'm no longer down
Brendick: neet
Ryro: please stop
Brendick: nEeT
Ryro: PlEaSe
Brendick: NEET MOTHER FUCKER
Ryro: BRENDON
Ryro: SHUT THE HELL UP
Brendick: such violence
Brendick: you know you type in caps a lot but I'm almost certain that I've never actually heard you yell
Ryro: because I am a soft and gentle human
Ryro: that will also rip your fucking head off if you get me really mad
Brendick: is that what you were trying to do when you got suspended for slapping keltie
Ryro: maybe
Brendick: wow
Brendick: all that because she was talking shit about me
Brendick: I feel honored
Ryro: don't
Brendick: oh
Brendick: :(
Ryro: :)
Brendick: :)
Brendick: your happiness makes me happy
Ryro: aw
Spence: gaaaaayyyy
Brendick: just a bit
Ryro: wait bren
Ryro: what if
Ryro: :^)
Brendick: >:(
Spence: pssst
Spence: emojis exist guys
Ryro: pssst
Brendick: fuck off
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My band: *does something right for once*
Band director: hot buttery biscuit batter, that's a first
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FanfictionBrendick: heeeeey ;) Ryro: what the fuck Ryro: who the fuck Brendick: your future boyfriend ;) Ryro: uh huh Ryro: yeah I don't think so Just another Ryden Kik fic Really doesn't have a plot Literally I want y'all to completely ignore pretty much any...
