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Brendick: IM TOO HOT

Brendick: ...

Brendick: ..

Brendick: come on

Ryro: *sigh*

Ryro: hot damn

Brendick: CALL A POLICE AND A FIREMAN

Brendick: IM TOO HOT (you better fucking say it)

Ryro: hot damn

Brendick: MAKE A DRAGON WANNA RETIRE MAN

Brendick: IM TOO HOT

Ryro: please stop

Brendick: ugh

Brendick: you're no fun

Ryro: thanks

Brendick: are you ok

Brendick: even your texts sound depressing

Ryro: yeah I'm fine

Brendick: alright what the fuck is up

Brendick: everyone knows that fine is below fucking awful

Ryro: I mean

Ryro: usually yeah

Ryro: but no I'm actually fine

Ryro: not sad or happy

Ryro: just fine

Brendick: yeah ok that's a load of bullshit

Brendick: Ry just tell me what's up

Ryro: nothings up

Brendick: Ryyyaaaannn

Brendick: I wanna help you

Ryro: there's nothing to help me with

Ryro: nothings wrong Bren

Brendick: Ryyyy

Brendick: talk to me

Ryro: there's nothing to talk about

Brendick: oh my god

Brendick: Z?

Zeee: I don't know what's up either

Brendick: George Ryan Ross the third

Zeee: pulling out the full name card

Brendick: tell your goddamn boyfriend what is wrong

Ryro: damn y'all are persistent

Brendick: yeah cause I wanna know why you're sad

Ryro: its really nothing big

Ryro: just feeling extra depressed today

Brendick: aw baby

Brendick: I'm coming over and I'm bringing ice cream and cookies and cuddles

Ryro: the cookies better already be made cause I ain't having you burn my kitchen again

Brendick: they are

Brendick: they're those weird ass cookies that are disgusting but also delicious at the same time

Ryro: ?

Ryro: oh

Ryro: these

Ryro:

Brendick: I love how you knew just from that description

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Brendick: I love how you knew just from that description

Ryro: I mean what else could you have been talking about

Brendick: you know I really don't know

Ryro: exactly

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A perfect example of me being an uncultured percussionist

Me, to my friend who plays flute: What would happen if I block this hole on the end
Friend: let's find out *plays, sound still comes out*
Me, amazed: how the fuck is the sound coming out? Doesn't it like need the air to come out to make sound and I'm blocking the air
Friend: Erin, honey, the sound comes out of each individual hole. That's why when you press one down it makes a different sound
Me: what the fuck, that's too confusing

 That's why when you press one down it makes a different soundMe: what the fuck, that's too confusing

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Why the fuck would I want to make up a pop quiz I'm doing good in that class no thanks

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