Ryden Kik

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Ryro: bren

Ryro: I'm really hungry

Brendick: big mood

Ryro: and I don't know what I should make

Ryro: noodles

Ryro: or a sandwich

Brendick: you should uuuhhh

Brendick: make a gun and shoot yourself

Ryro: sounds like a solid plan thanks

Brendick: no problem darling

Ryro: no but for real what should I make

Brendick: uuuuhhhh

Brendick: make both

Brendick: a noodle sandwich

Ryro: k but that sounds absolutely disgusting

Ryro: like I don't know if you realize this but these aren't ramen noodles

Ryro: my dad sucks ok they're literally just plain and boring spaghetti noodles

Ryro: like that would just taste like a whole lot of nothing

Brendick: s e a s o n  t h e  n o o d l e s

Brendick: or

Brendick: alternatively

Brendick: make the sandwich

Brendick: and then just pour ragu or whatever the fuck you have over it

Ryro: that would make the bread soggy you idiot

Brendick: then just salt it or something I don't know damn

Ryro: bren

Ryro: you have had

Ryro: one good idea today

Ryro: and that was that I kill myself

Ryro: so can you please make some better suggestions cause I'm gonna starve

Brendick:

Ryro: I fucking hate you holy shit

Brendick: WAIT

Brendick: I ACTUALLY HAVE A GOOD IDEA

Brendick: MAKE THE SPAGHETTI

Brendick: AND THEN

Brendick: WITH THE BREAD

Brendick: MAKE SOME GARLIC BREAD

Ryro: hold up that's actually a good idea what

Ryro: wait but do you know how bad home made garlic bread would taste

Ryro: like I can't cook

Brendick: just fucking get McDonalds then I give up

Ryro: but I don't like McDonalds

Brendick: oh my god

Brendick: you're impossible

Ryro: thank you :)

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I forgot to put my hair up before I went to bed last night and now its a tangled mess that will probably never be straight again

In other news, my heater makes my room reek of gas, but my mom still refuses to have someone come fix it
She keeps telling me that I just need to put it on a lower setting
Like
Honey
I have it at the lowest it will go on the heat setting
Any cooler and it will be AC
and like
If the room smells like gas, you need to get the thing making it smell like gas checked out
Like that shit ain't safe