Ryden Kik

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Brendick: I hate when people ask

Brendick: "are you ticklish"

Brendick: cause

Brendick: if you say yes

Brendick: theyre gonna tickle you

Brendick: and if you say no

Brendick: what are they gonna do ?

Brendick: they're gonna fucking tickle you

Brendick: like what's the point of asking

Brendick: just fucking tickle me and get it over with you fucking weirdo

Ryro: right

Ryro: like why do you even care if I'm ticklish anyways

Ryro: why is that important

Ryro: like no ones gonna be like

Ryro: oh you aren't ticklish? we can't be friends

Brendick: I mean

Brendick: I guess its kinda important to know

Brendick: just so like you aren't chilling on a couch or something

Brendick: and they try

Brendick: and they don't know that you aren't ticklish

Brendick: and then its really fucking awkward

Ryro: k but it could've been avoided if they didn't feel the need to fucking touch me

Ryro: like don't fucking put your hands on me if we're not family or we aren't dating

Ryro: or if we haven't been friends for like 80 years

Brendick: what if its a friend that you haven't seen in a while and they want a hug

Ryro: nope

Ryro: hate hugs (when they aren't from you)

Brendick: :)

Ryro: but like especially hugs from aunts

Ryro: cause then they feel the need to kiss my cheek

Ryro: and then they get lip stick stains on me

Ryro: like I don't need that ok

Ryro: I don't appreciate that

Brendick: right

Brendick: like I don't want your cherry red lip stick thanks

Brendick: I don't care how much it cost

Brendick: I don't want it

Brendick: like at least give me the good lip stick

Ryro: what's the good lip stick

Brendick:

Brendick: coral blue number 5

Ryro: o h m y g o d

Ryro: I hate everything

Brendick: :)

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I've started writing some of the best shit I've heard in school down on paper and I'm gonna do this for all four years of high school
Idk why
Probably cause I have nothing better to be doing with my time
I have these done so far