Ryro: my life
Ryro: is going no where
Spence: you're just now realizing this
Ryro: no I realized it a long time ago
Ryro: I'm just now realizing realizing it
Ryro: if you know what I mean
Brendick: why do you only get thoughts like this late at night
Brendick: like I bet 12 hours from now you'll be like "Man I love life, can't wait to go to college and get a job"
Ryro: I bet you're wrong
Brendick: I bet you're even more wrong
Ryro: I bet you're even more wrong than that
Brendick: I bet youre a dick
Ryro: I bet you're more of a dick
Brendick: I bet you have a bigger dick
Spence: you know what at this point I'm not even phased
Jon???: same
Ryro: I bet you're right tbh
Brendick: wow
Brendick: I mean its true but like
Spence: do you guys just like compare dick sizes in your free time or something
Brendick: its called fucking, Spencer
Brendick: normally you see the others dick when you do it
Ryro: the fuck do you mean normally
Ryro: if you don't all the time I think there's a problem
Brendick: well yeah but like
Brendick: what if you don't
Ryro: if you don't then its you're probably male and it's probably straight sex
Jon???: gross heterosexuals
Spence: that's heterphobic
Jon???: Spence, baby
Jon???: j o k e s
Jon???: they exist
Spence: yeah and clearly you don't understand when other people are making them
Ryro: oh shit
Jon???: excuse you
Spence: excuse me ? excuse you
Jon???: um no
Brendick: are you guys actually fighting or
Spence: ,,,,,totally not cuddling right now
Ryro: aaaaawwwwww
Ryro: goals
Spence: yeet
Ryro: no
Ryro: no more goals
Jon???: dammit Spencer
Jon???: look what you did
Spence: whoops
Spence: don't really care tho tbh
Jon???: wow
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I missed school yesterday and my theology teacher put in the shit I missed as a zero and I'm pissed cause now I have a C in the class that if you don't have an A in you basically just sit there the entire time doing nothingWell
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