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Brendick: vitamin c is Spanish for vitamin yes

Ryro: I

Ryro: no

Brendick: yes

Brendick: think about it

Brendick: si is yes

Brendick: si is pronounced like c

Brendick: therefore vitamin c = vitamin yes

Ryro: ok but what about

Ryro: now hear me out here

Ryro: what about vitamin

Brendick: it doesn't count

Ryro: the fuck

Ryro: why not

Ryro: why are you excluding vitamin

Ryro: stop discriminating

Ryro: this is 2017 for fuck sake

Ryro: #stopthehate

Brendick: dude

Brendick: I fucking hated writing shit for that

Ryro: RIGHT

Ryro: write a fucking essay about a time someone was being treated unfairly and how you could've helped

Ryro: like no fuck that shit

Ryro: I don't want to write an essay about that shit when I already think over my life choices every night before I go to sleep

Ryro: and then end up regretting most of them

Ryro: and then crying myself to sleep

Brendick: wow

Brendick: that got really depressing really quick

Ryro: kinda like my life

Brendick: same

Ryro: I need ice cream

Brendick: ooohhh same

Brendick: what kind

Ryro: mmmmmm

Ryro: I don't know

Ryro: I just really want some fucking ice cream

Brendick: what about just chocolate

Ryro: baaaassssiiiiccc

Brendick: well what kind do you want then bitch

Ryro: I

Ryro: don't

Ryro: know

Brendick: uuuggghh

Brendick: ok

Brendick: so heres what I'm gonna do

Brendick: I'm gonna go to the store

Brendick: and I'm gonna buy the first kind if ice cream I see

Brendick: and if its chocolate you'll have to deal with it

Ryro: if its chocolate I'm throwing you out the window the second you step foot in my room

Brendick: jesus christ what did chocolate ice cream do to you

Ryro: its just so generic

Ryro: I don't fuck with that shit

Brendick: fuck well alright then

Brendick: can't fucking argue with that

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I did a thing

Seriously like at least half of us have the exact same backpack

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Seriously like at least half of us have the exact same backpack

I was gonna put "the urge to hit everything" on there but I didn't know what kind of picture to put with it, and I feel like it might come across wrong cause "everything" could also be people, animals, whatever

Yall should go follow me on Instagram (even tho I don't post) cause my feed is dead and I wanna bring it to lifeAnd cause I'm trying to prove to my brother that I can get more followers than him so likeHelp me out

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Yall should go follow me on Instagram (even tho I don't post) cause my feed is dead and I wanna bring it to life
And cause I'm trying to prove to my brother that I can get more followers than him so like
Help me out

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