Ryden Kik

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Brendick: why the fuck are vine compilation titles getting so dark

Brendick: like they used to be like

Brendick: "OMG GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU LAUGH IN 30 SECONDS // YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE 😂😂// SUBSCRIBE FOR TWO FREE IPHONES"

Brendick: now they're like

Brendick: "vines I watch when I'm contemplating whether or not I'm real"

Brendick: "vines for when you're trying not to cry yourself to sleep"

Brendick: "vines that cured my depression"

Brendick: "vines that brought my grandmother back from the dead"

Ryro: the death of vine has made people realize how awful the world truly is

Brendick: is that why they're making a vine 2

Ryro: what

Ryro: they're

Ryro: they're doing what now

Brendick: they're making a vine 2

Brendick: how did you not know this

Brendick: have you actually been living under a rock

Ryro: I mean

Ryro: I keep my room dark enough for it to seem like I'm under a rock

Brendick: ok that's a mood

Ryro: wait but like

Ryro: is it gonna be just like the first vine

Ryro: or like is it gonna be entirely different

Ryro: or like only a little bit different but some of the same stuff

Brendick: I think there's gonna be like a little bit of the old

Brendick: and a lot of the new

Ryro: hm

Ryro: that's highkey a good thing

Ryro: like honestly vines weren't that funny by themselves

Ryro: but taken out of context

Ryro: that's the good shit

Ryro: maybe some new shit will change it

Brendick: what do you mean they're funny out of context

Ryro: like

Ryro: the croissant thing

Ryro: so like if someone is messing around with you while you're doing something and you say "stop I'm gonna drop my croissant"

Ryro: that's funny

Ryro: it wasn't by itself tho

Brendick: hm

Brendick: you make a good point George

Ryro: ok

Ryro: literally

Ryro: never call me George again

Ryro: I will fight

Brendick: you can't make me

Brendick: George

Ryro: stoooooopppppp

Brendick: are you gonna drop your croissant

Ryro: ok

Ryro: I actually hate that thanks

Brendick: :)

Ryro: 🖕

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I think its so fucking crazy how we remember the weirdest shit like scents and whatnot
Like I got this new deodorant, and I recognized the scent
It took me a while but one morning I was brushing my hair and I realized
It smells exactly like my second grade best friends house
Not just her house tho, specifically her basement
And like I don't know how I remember that cause I only went to her house like once or twice, she came to mine most of the time
The human brain is fucking wild man

Y'all I have a fucking problem with lotion

My grandma gave me this bottle for Christmas
It was full
Around 3 months ago
Its an 8 ounce bottle
I went through that way too quickly

Y'all I'm mad
My mom is agreeing to let me stay home today
But I don't want to stay home today
I have three tests today and review for a test tomorrow that if I miss I will definitely fail that test

Speaking of tests tho

I finally passed a science test
It took him so fucking long to grade these
Like he just put them in yesterday