Brendick: I can't believe you called me a rat
Ryro: you've called me a rat too shut up
Brendick: I have not
Ryro: yes you have bitch
Brendick: prove it
Ryro:
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Brendick: oh
Brendick: uh
Brendick: so I may have called you a rat
Brendick: but look at all those compliments I gave you before that
Brendick: you just straight up called me a rat
Ryro: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ryro: not much I can do about that
Brendick: take it back
Ryro: nah
Brendick: rude
Brendick: I want a divorce
Ryro: same
Brendick: what
Ryro: love ya
Brendick: I'm so confused
Ryro: nice to meet you so confused
Brendick: how many drugs are you on
Ryro: a shit ton of nyquil
Brendick: are you sick again
Ryro: yeah
Brendick: why do you get sick so much
Ryro: caUSE SOME PEOPLE DONT KNOW HOW TO COUGH INTO THEIR ELBOWS LIKE CIVILIZED HUMAN BEINGS
Brendick: are you salty
Ryro: no I'm Ryan
Brendick: actually you're George
Ryro: fuuuucckk oooofffffff
Brendick: what is it with your family and naming children after their father
Brendick: like you're the third
Brendick: and there's the original George Ryan Ross, then there would be junior
Brendick: and then that keeps going
Brendick: and then there's you
Ryro: I don't know man
Ryro: but if I ever have a son I'm not naming him that
Ryro: cause who names their son George these days
Brendick: what would you name him
Ryro: I have no idea
Brendick: huh
Brendick: that's an odd name
Ryro: you know what
Ryro: fuck you
Brendick: not really in the mood for that
Ryro: I really need to think before I speak
Brendick: damn right you do
Ryro: wait wait wait
Ryro: you're literally always horny the fuck do you mean you aren't in the mood
Brendick: I'm not always horny
Ryro: oh no
Ryro: you're in denial
Brendick: oh fuck off
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Yeah, like eating every fortune cookie in the bag
My brother
Left my room last night
Without closing
The fucking
Door
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Im gonna murder someone
Wow the ceiling looks like its on fire
Kinda wish it was cause maybe it would kill me
But then it might kill my cat too so you know what never mind
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Ryden Kik
FanfictionBrendick: heeeeey ;) Ryro: what the fuck Ryro: who the fuck Brendick: your future boyfriend ;) Ryro: uh huh Ryro: yeah I don't think so Just another Ryden Kik fic Really doesn't have a plot Literally I want y'all to completely ignore pretty much any...
