Ryden Kik

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Brendick: Ry

Ryro: yes darling

Zeee: k wait I just wanna say something

Zeee: I fucking love that y'all call each other darling now

Zeee: like its the cutest shit

Brendick: k well on the topic of love

Brendick: you know what I hate most about you

Ryro: my entire existence

Brendick: you know what two things I hate most about you

Brendick: no but

Brendick: the one thing

Brendick: the one fucking thing

Brendick: is how hot you make the water when you take a shower

Brendick: like are you trying to give yourself third degree burns just from taking a fucking shower

Brendick: do you want your blood to be boiling

Ryro: no its in hope that the heat will make me pass out

Ryro: then I'll fall

Ryro: and hit my head

Ryro: and die

Brendick: oh

Zeee: ryan that failed once why are you still trying

Brendick: WHAT

Ryro: k but that was literal years ago and I thought we agreed to never speak of it again

Zeee: k but you brought it up sooooo

Ryro: k but you didn't have to bring up when I actually passed out

Brendick: WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS

Zeee: it was like

Zeee: forever ago

Ryro: lowkey wish I died when it happened

Zeee: but no brendon I get what you mean like why the fuck

Zeee: like I had to get him out of that shower and me being me didn't turn the water off first and my arm was red for like the rest of the day

Ryro: I don't

Ryro: I don't think water can do that to you

Zeee: well it made you pass out soooooo

Ryro: actually I'm pretty sure its because I didn't get any sleep and I didn't eat anything in the few days before that

Ryro: I was a healthy

Ryro: fuck what grade was that

Zeee: sophomore year

Brendick: so it wasn't that long ago

Brendick: meaning y'all are liars

Ryro: I mean

Ryro: two years

Ryro: thats pretty long

Brendick: not as long as

Ryro: please don't

Brendick: thiiisssss

Ryro: brendon I swear to god I will break up with you

Brendick: fine

Brendick: bitch

Ryro: :)

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When will parents learn that they don't need to put "the" before everything
"The Netflix"
"The YouTube"
"The Instagram"
"The Snapchat"
"The Vine"

We were making really stupid horror movie titles and the bitch made me start laughing really hard after I told my family I was going to sleep just cause I didn't want to deal with them