Ryden Kik

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Brendick: you know the saying "go big or go home"

Brendick: why the fuck would you want to go big when you can go home

Brendick: like you can leave right then and there

Brendick: a dream come true

Ryro: right

Ryro: like I'm always wishing I could he at home

Ryro: the  second I step out the door I'm thinking about when I'll be back

Ryro: people think I'm thinking about some deep shit when I randomly stare into the distance but no

Ryro: I'm thinking about going home and taking a nap

Brendick: you know what else doesn't make sense

Ryro: literally everything

Brendick: no but like that's lowkey what I was gonna say

Brendick: more specifically how things are named

Brendick: who looked at a car and said "imma call that big chunk of metal with an engine in it a car"

Ryro: it all has to do with ancient languages

Ryro: our language is like entirely stolen words

Brendick: why do you gotta bring logic into this I'm trying to be deep

Ryro: sorry ?

Brendick: you better be

Brendick: now imma go back to being deep

Brendick: what came first the chicken or the egg

Ryro: the egg

Brendick: explain

Ryro: two chicken like creatures mated and laid the egg that had a chicken in it

Brendick: what came first the two chicken like creatures or the eggs

Ryro: I'm gonna fight you

Brendick: do it !!!

Brendick: fight me !!!

Brendick: kill me while you're at it !!!

Ryro: I'll kill you if you kill me

Brendick: how would that work

Brendick: cause if one of us died the other would still be alive and there'd be no one to kill them

Ryro: you shoot me in an artery and while I'm bleeding out I'll shoot you in the head or something

Brendick: sounds good I'm in

Zeee: goals ?

Ryro: why the question mark of course its goals

Brendick: only the best couples kill each other

Zeee: well fuck ok

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Ok I'm gonna fight my fucking English teacher
So we get graded on participation, which usually isn't an issue, but this bitch is taking points off of my participation grade because I "haven't been contributing to class discussion"

I lost my fucking voice
She knows that I lost it
Tell me how the fuck I'm supposed to contribute when I can't fucking talk

Literally none of my other teachers care, they get that I shouldn't use my voice more than I have to if I want to have it back
But noooo, not her, she doesn't give a shit about that, she just wants us to participate

Like bitch I do participate, I'm sorry for not wanting to have to whisper everything and have no one hear me, give me like another day or two and shit will be fine again