Brendick: Ryan
Brendick: why is the moon round
Ryro: uuuuhhhh
Ryro: why the fuck are you awake
Ryro: its 5:15 on a Saturday morning
Brendick: can't sleep
Brendick: I can see the moon out my window
Brendick: my mind on two hours of sleep is a mind that's curious
Brendick: so answer the question
Ryro: uuuhhhh
Ryro: I actually don't know tho
Brendick: dammit Ryan
Brendick: why the fuck don't you
Ryro: cause I'm not an astrologer ?
Brendick: well why aren't you
Ryro: fuck Brendon I don't know
Ryro: I don't know shit about planets and stars and shit
Brendick: w e l l w h y n o t
Brendick: I n e e d a n s w e r s R y a n
Ryro: f i n e b i t c h
Ryro: its actually not round
Ryro: its egg shaped apparently
Brendick: e x c u s e m e
Ryro: why the fuck are you typing like that
Brendick: i refuse to believe that the moon is basically a giant egg
Ryro:
Brendick: NASA
Brendick: is a bunch of bullshit
Brendick: t h e m o o n i s n o t a n e g g
Ryro: no its just egg shaped
Brendick: i t i s n o t
Ryro: mhm
Ryro: whatever
Ryro: I just want you to know that when I googled that for you I was forced to look at this
Ryro:
Brendick: top ten questions scientists still can't answer
Ryro: fucking
Ryro: I hate you
Brendick: same
Ryro: oh
Brendick: :)
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My new shoes give me blisters and I actually hate lifeI have a history test on Friday and like I don't even know what we learned in that class
Like after our last test, we started talking about mass culture
Then we took like two pages of notes on the civil war
And then the past three days have been watching videos on Henry Ford
Like what the fuck is this test even gonna be on
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