Ryden Kik

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Brendick: Ry

Brendick: do you think flies have feelings

Ryro: ok one, we're in the same room, why are you texting me

Ryro: like we're literally not even three feet apart

Ryro: two, what the actual fuck

Brendick: I'm too lazy to talk ok fuck off

Brendick: now answer the damn question

Ryro: I don't think they do

Ryro: I don't think their brains are big enough

Ryro: like a flies only goal in life is to reproduce before it dies

Brendick: ok but what if they did have feelings

Ryro: well

Ryro: I'm gonna go back to the brain size thing here

Ryro: they're probably too small to comprehend such complex emotion like we do

Brendick: ok Einstein but what about pain

Brendick: I'm sure they feel it when you fucking smash them against a window

Ryro: Brendon

Ryro: pain isn't an emotion

Brendick: but its a feeling

Ryro: yeah but the type feeling that you were talking about is emotion

Brendick: you can't prove that

Ryro: you wouldn't have to question whether or not they feel pain

Ryro: mainly because its not a feeling, its a sense, and flies have the same senses we do

Brendick: alright well after this conversation I've come to the conclusion that you're too smart to be dating me

Brendick: a fucking moron

Ryro: not really

Ryro: I'm just book smart

Ryro: not street smart

Brendick: what exactly is "street smart"

Ryro: common sense I guess

Ryro: like, if you're somehow in a position with a gun pointed to your head

Ryro: do you try to stay calm,  do as whoever has the gun says, and most likely get out alive, or do you slap them and risk getting shot so you can get away sooner

Brendick: I mean the obvious answer is the second

Ryro: jesus christ

Ryro: but no that's what I'd do cause I lack common sense

Brendick: wait but I'm not book or street smart

Ryro: yeah I've accepted that you're  a lost cause when it comes to intelligence

Brendick: thanks

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Thanks to y'all who gave me suggestions for lyrics
Me and Daniel decided I should give this back to The Dick

I'm probably gonna keep putting updates for this on here cause none of my friends give a shit but I feel the need to tell people

So I went to Daniels again last night cause we're fucking stupid and don't want to fail our Latin exam, but we quickly gave up studying for Mario kart and I fucking destroyed that bitch
And we watched the new CrankThatFrank video and he beat me up with a pillow because I got all the answers right