Brendick: did you know
Brendick: that stuff like brb
Brendick: was actually created by monkeys
Ryro: excuse me
Brendick: brb actually means
Brendick: bring ripe bananas
Brendick: tbh?
Brendick: the banana house
Ryro: uuuuhhhh
Ryro: are you on drugs
Brendick: I'm on like
Brendick: dollar store drugs
Ryro: so
Ryro: pain killers
Brendick: lowkey
Ryro: hm
Brendick: imo means intense monkey opinion
Ryro: uh huh
Ryro: what does
Ryro: what does idk mean
Brendick: hmmmmmmm
Brendick: uhhhhh
Brendick: I'm donkey kong
Ryro: I'm so happy the real definitions have finally been released
Brendick: hold up I wanna get these in a dictionary
Brendick: I'm gonna email like meriam webster or something
Ryro: urban dictionary
Ryro: the only place you'd actually be able to do something with those
Ryro: is urban dictionary
Brendick: not if I uuuuhhhh
Brendick: pay dictionary.com like millions of dollars
Ryro: mhm
Ryro: and uuuhhhhh
Ryro: where are you gonna get that much money
Brendick: I'm gonnnaaaaaaa
Brendick: steal it from you
Ryro: honey
Ryro: if you think I have more than two dollars
Ryro: you are out of your fucking mind
Brendick: I may have to take a bit from my parents
Ryro: yeah
Ryro: just a bit
Brendick: and maybe some from my siblings
Brendick: and my aunts
Brendick: and uncles
Brendick: and grandmas
Brendick: and grandpas
Brendick: and the president
Brendick: a small loan
Ryro: bren
Ryro: I don't even think your parents will give you money
Ryro: the president definitely won't
Brendick: man you didnt get my joke
Ryro: ,,, what joke
Brendick: a small loan
Brendick: of a million dollars
Ryro: oh no sweetie I got it
Ryro: I just really wasn't in the mood to mention it
Ryro: but it seems there's no avoiding it
Brendick: oh
Brendick: sorry ?
Ryro: yeah you fucking better be
Brendick: hm
Brendick: well in that case I'm not
Ryro: wow
Ryro: dick
Brendick: thanks sweetie
Ryro: no problem darling
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So I fell asleep listening to music last night and I woke up with the wire wrapped around my neck and my first though when I woke up (other than "what the fuck is on my neck") was "damn I wish this strangled me in my sleep"
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