Ryro: UGH
Ryro: I want death
Brendick: Ryan its 4 am
Brendick: I'm supposed to be bothering you
Brendick: not the other way around
Brendick: but anyways
Brendick: why do you want death this time
Ryro: my dad started dating again
Ryro: and I'm fine with that ok
Ryro: but she's so loud
Ryro: not loud like constantly yelling loud
Ryro: like they're doing it and she hasn't shut up since they started
Brendick: it ?
Ryro: you know
Ryro: it
Brendick: oH
Brendick: UM
Brendick: I don't know how to help you Ry
Ryro: I want to rip my ears off of my head
Ryro: this is something that I never wanted to hear in my entire life
Ryro: if I were dying and the only way to keep me alive were to listen to what I'm hearing right now I'd choose dearh
Brendick: put headphones on?
Ryro: tried that
Ryro: didn't work
Brendick: pound on the door until they shut up
Ryro: fuck no
Ryro: I'll never be able to look my dad in the eye again
Brendick: then I got nothing
Ryro: thANKS FOR THE HELP
Brendick: thanks for the memories
Ryro: dammit
Ryro: if you're gonna make a reference at least do it right
Ryro: thnks fr th mmrs
Ryro: no vowels cause they're sarcastic
Brendick: well
Brendick: I don't give a shit
Ryro: AHFHSIAKDNDKALALFIE
Brendick: same?
Ryro: THEY'RE SO LOUD
Ryro: PLEASE MURDER ME
Brendick: sneak out
Brendick: come to my house
Ryro: see there's one small problem with that
Ryro: I don't want to get up
Brendick: lazy
Ryro: rude
Brendick: yeah
Ryro: I feel insulted
Ryro: I don't like you
Ryro: we're not friends anymore
Brendick: noooooo
Brendick: Ryyyyaaaaannn
Brendick: nooooooo
Ryro: you hear that?
Ryro: sounds like an asshole
Brendick: what does an ass sound like
Brendick: like
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