Brendick: ryan
Brendick: I think I found out why you're literally always tired
Ryro: is it because I don't get any sleep
Brendick: no
Ryro: are you sure
Ryro: cause I really think that's it
Brendick: no just listen ok
Brendick: its because
Brendick: being pretty is fucking exhausting
Ryro: huh
Ryro: you must always be wide awake then
Brendick: ok
Brendick: fuck off
Brendick: I have to at least look semi decent cause I made you gay
Ryro: uuummm
Ryro: no sweetie
Ryro: Gerard Way did
Brendick: I believe you mean my daddy
Ryro: no
Ryro: you kinky little shit
Ryro: I mean Gerard Way
Brendick: yeah
Brendick: so
Brendick: my daddy
Ryro: n o
Brendick: h e i s m y d a d d y
Jon???: I thought Ryan was your daddy
Brendick: I mean
Brendick: lowkey
Brendick: like ryan is just trying to be daddy
Brendick: Gerard is daddy
Jon???: uh huh
Jon???: makes absolutely no sense
Jon???: but ok
Ryro: wait Jon I didn't even know you were still alive what
Jon???: I wish I wasn't
Brendick: big mood
Jon???: no but I've lowkey been avoiding this chat entirely
Ryro: wow
Ryro: are you saying you don't like us
Jon???: that's exactly what I'm saying
Brendick: rude
Jon???: nah its cause too much weird shit goes on here
Brendick: prove it
Jon???: literally just re-read the conversation you two were just happening
Brendick: good point, good point
Jon???: and like pretty much every other conversation you've had
Ryro: you make a convincing argument my friend
Ryro: but I'm afraid I have to disagree
Jon???: well then
Jon???: fuck you too
Jon???: bitch
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So in my Latin class we always have quote of the day, and usually they're really deep and philosophical but yesterdays was "Any pizza is a personal pizza if you're really determined" and Wednesdays was "All that glitters is gold"Y'all the end of the Wednesdays episode of riverdale
I'm not gonna say anything in case any of you who watch it havent seen it but
W h a t t h e f u c kSo we've been getting a fuck ton of snow lately, and for those of you that don't live with this struggle, its a pain in the ass to change from boots to school shoes, and its an even bigger pain in the ass to get snow in your school shoes
So the lovely Peter has started wearing these boots that look like something that fits in our dress code on the bottom, but under his pants is the rest of the boot
And it honestly wouldn't be obvious at all if he didn't buy pants a size too small so he can be edgy
They're khakis, Peter, not skinny jeans
But anyways
This kid may be on to somethingWell
It wouldn't exactly work for most of the girls cause of the skirts
But for the few girls that wear pants
Its gonna work just fine
YOU ARE READING
Ryden Kik
FanfictionBrendick: heeeeey ;) Ryro: what the fuck Ryro: who the fuck Brendick: your future boyfriend ;) Ryro: uh huh Ryro: yeah I don't think so Just another Ryden Kik fic Really doesn't have a plot Literally I want y'all to completely ignore pretty much any...