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Jon???: can someone explain to me why I just saw Ryan and Brendon kissing but it actually looked like they were fighting with their tongues

Zeee: oh boy

Ryro: we lowkey were tbh

Jon???: ..what

Zeee: explain

Ryro: ok so

Ryro: I had some gum right

Ryro: and apparently Brendon wanted the gum but couldn't just ask for a piece

Brendick: so I kissed him and stole his gum

Ryro: cause you're a little bitch

Brendick:  :)

Ryro: so then I tried to take it back but the fucker wasn't having it

Zeee: uh huh

Jon???: y'all are disgusting

Brendick: thanks

Jon???: it wasn't a compliment dipshit

Brendick: I don't care dipshit

Brendick: I took it as one

Jon???: well you fucking shouldn't have

Ryro: damn y'all are violent today

Jon???: bitch I'm violent every day

Jon???: ya just don't see it

Zeee: that's lowkey really hard to believe

Zeee: cause like you're always so chill and shit

Brendick: that's cause he smokes a fuck ton of weed

Jon???: bitch since when

Brendick: since always don't lie

Jon???: ok you know what

Jon???: I don't appreciate you calling me out like this

Ryro: I mean its not like we didn't already know

Jon???: well yeah but like

Jon???: now there's proof of it

Brendick: there would be proof of it if you got a fucking drug test too

Jon???: yeah but I avoid those

Zeee: wait but doesn't the school test everyone

Jon???: yeah

Jon???: they just haven't gotten to me yet

Jon???: and when they do

Jon???: I'll force myself to throw up or something so I can go home

Ryro: ok no that's nasty

Ryro: like you're calling us disgusting and then you say that like

Ryro: the fuck

Jon???: well

Jon???: you know what they say

Jon???: when in Rome

Ryro: what

Ryro: how does

Ryro: how does that relate at all

Brendick: he's high

Jon???: woah for once you're right about something

Brendick: rude

Jon???: yup :)

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Lol prepare for my ugly ass face
We got two angles, both of them shit but whatever

====Lol prepare for my ugly ass face We got two angles, both of them shit but whatever

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My eyes look black what is thisAnd my eyebrows look so far apartLol what's a smile? I've never heard of that?

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My eyes look black what is this
And my eyebrows look so far apart
Lol what's a smile? I've never heard of that?

Last night my cousin was playing Christmas music so I was like "you should play sickly sweet holidays cause its a bop" and she fucking did and the rest of the night she was like "oH mY gOd YoU mAnAgEd To FiNd EmO cHrIsTmAs MuSiC i CaNt BeLiEvE tHiS"

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