Jon???: can someone explain to me why I just saw Ryan and Brendon kissing but it actually looked like they were fighting with their tongues
Zeee: oh boy
Ryro: we lowkey were tbh
Jon???: ..what
Zeee: explain
Ryro: ok so
Ryro: I had some gum right
Ryro: and apparently Brendon wanted the gum but couldn't just ask for a piece
Brendick: so I kissed him and stole his gum
Ryro: cause you're a little bitch
Brendick: :)
Ryro: so then I tried to take it back but the fucker wasn't having it
Zeee: uh huh
Jon???: y'all are disgusting
Brendick: thanks
Jon???: it wasn't a compliment dipshit
Brendick: I don't care dipshit
Brendick: I took it as one
Jon???: well you fucking shouldn't have
Ryro: damn y'all are violent today
Jon???: bitch I'm violent every day
Jon???: ya just don't see it
Zeee: that's lowkey really hard to believe
Zeee: cause like you're always so chill and shit
Brendick: that's cause he smokes a fuck ton of weed
Jon???: bitch since when
Brendick: since always don't lie
Jon???: ok you know what
Jon???: I don't appreciate you calling me out like this
Ryro: I mean its not like we didn't already know
Jon???: well yeah but like
Jon???: now there's proof of it
Brendick: there would be proof of it if you got a fucking drug test too
Jon???: yeah but I avoid those
Zeee: wait but doesn't the school test everyone
Jon???: yeah
Jon???: they just haven't gotten to me yet
Jon???: and when they do
Jon???: I'll force myself to throw up or something so I can go home
Ryro: ok no that's nasty
Ryro: like you're calling us disgusting and then you say that like
Ryro: the fuck
Jon???: well
Jon???: you know what they say
Jon???: when in Rome
Ryro: what
Ryro: how does
Ryro: how does that relate at all
Brendick: he's high
Jon???: woah for once you're right about something
Brendick: rude
Jon???: yup :)
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Lol prepare for my ugly ass face
We got two angles, both of them shit but whateverMy eyes look black what is this
And my eyebrows look so far apart
Lol what's a smile? I've never heard of that?Last night my cousin was playing Christmas music so I was like "you should play sickly sweet holidays cause its a bop" and she fucking did and the rest of the night she was like "oH mY gOd YoU mAnAgEd To FiNd EmO cHrIsTmAs MuSiC i CaNt BeLiEvE tHiS"
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FanfictionBrendick: heeeeey ;) Ryro: what the fuck Ryro: who the fuck Brendick: your future boyfriend ;) Ryro: uh huh Ryro: yeah I don't think so Just another Ryden Kik fic Really doesn't have a plot Literally I want y'all to completely ignore pretty much any...