Ryro: I just had the weirdest thought
Brendick: oh boy
Ryro: so you know how mike is short for Michael
Brendick: ,,,where are you going with this I'm scared
Ryro: what if bike is short for bichael
Brendick: Ryan
Brendick: sweetie
Brendick: bike is short for bicycle
Ryro: you can't prove that
Brendick: I can tho
Ryro: do it
Brendick: ,,,
Ryro: exactly
Brendick: ok but you can't prove that its short for bichael either
Ryro: its called common sense honey
Brendick: common sense my ass
Brendick: when have you ever heard anyone say bichael
Ryro: when have you heard someone say bicycle
Brendick: a hell of a fucking lot actually
Ryro: no
Brendick: yes you bitch
Ryro: everyone says bike because its shorter
Ryro: and
Ryro: becuase its easier to pronounce than bichael
Brendick: oh my god
Brendick: do you wanna fight
Brendick: cause I'm getting the feeling that you really want to fucking fight
Ryro: let's go
Ryro: right fucking now
Ryro: you won't
Brendick: bet
Brendick: I'm coming to your house right now and imma punch you as soon as you open the door
Ryro: what if my dad opens the door
Brendick: I'll fucking punch your dad !!
Brendick : I don't care !!
Ryro: what if
Ryro: what if no one opens the door
Brendick: I'll punch the damn door !!
Brendick: there's nothing I won't punch !!
Ryro:
Brendick: FUCK
Brendick: I don't wanna be like that damn child
Brendick: I take everything back
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Ryden Kik
FanfictionBrendick: heeeeey ;) Ryro: what the fuck Ryro: who the fuck Brendick: your future boyfriend ;) Ryro: uh huh Ryro: yeah I don't think so Just another Ryden Kik fic Really doesn't have a plot Literally I want y'all to completely ignore pretty much any...