Zeee: so
Zeee: Ryan
Zeee: Brendon
Zeee: did you guys actually fuck
Ryro: no
Zeee: oh
Brendick: we watched Disney movies and made his dad order us pizza
Zeee: where was the pizza from
Ryro: Chicago Fire
Zeee: ...isn't that in San Francisco
Brendick: yeah
Ryro: its good pizza
Zeee: well yeah but
Zeee: we live in las Vegas
Brendick: and?
Zeee: it would take forever to actually get the pizza
Ryro: ..and?
Zeee: you know what
Zeee: there's no point in what I'm saying
Zeee: you already got the fucking pizza
Brendick: exactly
Ryro: and it was some damn good pizza
Brendick: Ryan what time is it
Ryro: you're literally on your phone you can just look at the top of the screen and you'll know
Brendick: that sounds like a lot of work that I'm too tired to do
Ryro: well maybe if you went to sleep last night instead of staying up to watch The Princess Bride you wouldn't be so tired
Zeee: AWW YOU HAD A SLEEP OVER
Zeee: and wait I thought you were watching Disney movies
Ryro: we were but then my dad was like "we have the princess bride if you gays want to watch that"
Ryro: and Brendon was all like "YES YES YES"
Ryro: and I was too tired to make any objection
Brendick: and then you fell asleep in my lap and you looked so adorable so I started playing with your hair
Zeee: AAAAWWWWW
Ryro: yeah and then you pulled a piece out and woke me up you dick
Brendick: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Ryro: UH HUH
Zeee: wait Ryan did your dad actually call you gays or was that a typo
Brendick: no he actually called us gays
Ryro: and then he was like "Oops, meant to say guys... Well I guess its the same thing in your case"
Zeee: I love your dad
Ryro: same
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@ people who skip stairs
We get it, you're tall
I hate how much effort I put into a fucking health diagram
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I spent 2 fucking hours on this
And it doesn't even look that good
On another note, last night I listened to Lonely Moonlight for the first time since like June and I cried for like 2 hours straight
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Ryden Kik
FanfictionBrendick: heeeeey ;) Ryro: what the fuck Ryro: who the fuck Brendick: your future boyfriend ;) Ryro: uh huh Ryro: yeah I don't think so Just another Ryden Kik fic Really doesn't have a plot Literally I want y'all to completely ignore pretty much any...
