Brendick: Ry
Brendick: how big is a gummy bear
Ryro: I don't fucking know
Brendick: well can you find out
Ryro: why
Brendick: cause I'm curious
Ryro: well then why don't you find out
Brendick: cause I'm lazy
Ryro: ugh
Ryro: they're like
Ryro: 2 centimeters tall
Ryro: and are like .13 ounces
Ryro: unless you mean the giant gummy bears
Brendick: no just a regular gummy bear
Brendick: ok
Brendick: I need you to figure out one more thing
Ryro: ooohhh mmyyyy gooooddddd
Brendick: how big is a gummy worm
Ryro: I can't figure that out
Brendick: damn it Ryan
Ryro: every time I google it it just comes up with the worlds largest gummy worm
Ryro: like I don't give a shit about that Google
Brendick: ok whatever
Brendick: it doesn't matter
Ryro: why did you even want to know
Brendick: because
Brendick: the gummy world is fucking weird man
Brendick: worms are longer than bears
Brendick: the bears stand on two legs instead of all four
Brendick: and occasionally you'll come across huge worms and bears
Brendick: possibly the largest you'll ever see
Ryro: bren are you ok
Brendick: I'm perfectly fine ryan
Brendick: I'm just woke
Brendick: woke af
Ryro: please never say that again
Brendick: make me ;)
Ryro: you horny piece of shit
Ryro: I hate you
Brendick: aw
Brendick: thank you
Brendick: I feel honored
Ryro: well you shouldn't darling
Brendick: oh
Brendick: ok
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Guys
I've finally done what I thought was impossible at the start of the school year
I'm finally able to make the walk from my theology class to my Latin class, up three stair cases and all the way down the hall
Without being out of breath when I get to Latin
I basically qualify for the Olympics now
Jesus I'm out of shape
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Ryden Kik
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