Ryro: brrreeeeennn
Brendick: what
Ryro: love you
Brendick: love you too
Zeee: you guys are in the same room what the fuck
Ryro: but we're on opposite sides of the room
Brendick: and there's a teacher
Ryro: and other people
Zeee: gross people
Ryro: exactly
Brendick: have you ever wanted to disappear
Ryro: at least three times a day
Ryro: actually I kinda want to die right now
Brendick: wow
Brendick: what's wrong Ry
Ryro: I feel like complete and total shit and I just want to be in bed taking a nap right now
Brendick: aww babe
Brendick: why
Brendick: and can I make it better
Zeee: too cute I'm leaving
Zeee Beeee has left the chat
Ryro: probably not
Ryro: I'm sick but my dad wouldn't let me stay home
Ryro: my head hurts, my throat hurts, my stomach hurts, and my breath smells like actual shit
Ryro: and math isn't making the headache any better
Brendick: aaww my poor baby
Brendick: go to the nurse she'll send you home
Ryro: bitch the nurse will give me an icepack and tell me to go back to class
Brendick: no cause you might actually have a fever which is the only thing nurses are capable of detecting
Ryro: true, true
Brendick: go to the nurse
Brendick: pretend that you're in too much pain to go alone so I can go with you
Brendick: and then when your dad shows up to take you home I'll convince him to take me with you so I can cuddle you and make you feel better
Ryro: aw that's cute
Ryro: but no my dads at work he probably won't leave early to get his dying child from school
Brendick: Ryan
Brendick: get your fucking ass down to the nurses office
Brendick: I will personally drag you by your hair if you don't ask mr what's his face right fucking now
Ryro: youre so romantic
Brendick: aren't I
Ryro: no
Brendick: oh
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So I had time at the end of science to basically do nothing, so I started writing random lyrics on my paper and did this oneAnd My Crush™ turned around and saw it and was like "That's really deep but also really depressing holy shit are you ok"
*sigh* I love making people I kinda care about kinda worry about me
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