Brendick: Ryan
Brendick: what if one day you just randomly turn into an almond and like
Brendick: you can't do anything about it because you're a fucking almond
Ryro: are you ok
Brendick: I'm never ok my dude
Ryro: clearly
Ryro: ok I'm gonna ask you a question and I need you to be completely honest with me here
Ryro: what drugs are you on right now
Brendick: nothing but pure sleep deprivation
Ryro: how long did you sleep last night
Brendick: no
Ryro: ?
Brendick: I didnt sleep at all
Brendick: cause I fucking hate myself
Ryro: relatable
Brendick: stop 👏 replying 👏 with 👏 just 👏 one 👏 word 👏
Ryro: stop 👏 using 👏 dead 👏 memes 👏
Brendick: memes never die
Ryro: yes they do honey
Ryro: and they do so pretty fast
Brendick: ok fine
Brendick: but back to what I was saying before
Brendick: don't fucking reply with one word
Brendick: cause then i can't carry on the conversation
Brendick: and then it dies out
Brendick: and then you complain because I dont answer you
Brendick: even tho I can't fucking answer you
Ryro: we've been over this Bren
Ryro: just change the fucking topic
Brendick: WHAT IF I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING TO CHANGE IT TO
Ryro: idk your weird ass always thinks of something
Brendick: but what if one day I can't
Brendick: what if all of my creative energy is burned out
Ryro: then I'll change the topic
Brendick: yeah ok
Brendick: that's the day we stop talking forever
Ryro: honestly yeah
Brendick: so just stop fucking replying with one word and we won't have to deal with that
Ryro: ugh
Ryro: fine
Brendick: you just fucking did it again oh my god
Ryro: its cause I'm trying to end the chapter shut up
Brendick: what
Ryro: what
Ryro: nothing
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I'm gonna go die for like a week cause midterms are starting tomorrow and I got some major cramming to do
I'll probably be back either Wednesday or Thursday next week
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Ryden Kik
FanfictionBrendick: heeeeey ;) Ryro: what the fuck Ryro: who the fuck Brendick: your future boyfriend ;) Ryro: uh huh Ryro: yeah I don't think so Just another Ryden Kik fic Really doesn't have a plot Literally I want y'all to completely ignore pretty much any...