Lauren: What's up, AwesomenessTV? I'm Lauren and welcome to the Harmony house. Follow me
(Dinah's room)
Lauren: This is DJ's room. She always has it closed, and I dunno why. Let's fuck with her 😈 *knocks on her door*
*silence*
Lauren: *looks back at the camera; knocks again; silence*
Lauren: Let's go to Ally's room, then
(Ally's room)
Lauren: Yo, Ally?
Ally: *opens the door; Tupac playing in the background* Yes?
Lauren: Say hi to AwesomenessTV
Ally: *smiles* Hey
Lauren: You seen Dinah? She's not in her room
Ally: No, I was just reading the Bible and praying
Lauren: *really bish face*
Ally: *looks around like 'why u looking at me like that, thot?'*
Lauren: Where she at?
Ally:.....in my pussy *slams door*
Lauren: *😯; turns to camera* Let's check on Mani, yeah?
(With Mani)
Normani: *shitting while eating chicken* *rapping* Chicken wings my shit, aye! But it make me shit, aye! I don't give a shit, aye! Cuh I love chicken, aye! ....yum
Lauren: *stank face* The fuck? I catch Dinally fucking and now, you shitting with the door open...
Normani: First off, don't steal my face, hoe. Second, if I wanna shit- *gco*
Lauren: AwesomenessTV here...
Normani: *eyes wide*
Lauren:...and you eating chicken...on the toilet
Normani: *shrugs; takes a bite and flips her off* I eat when and where I want, bitch
Lauren: *sniffs* You smell like a dead cactus
Normani: Fuck you
Lauren: Time and place...wash your ass first...I ain't eating you when yo ass stink
Normani: *squints*
Lauren: *turns to camera* Okay, let's go to my Camz- I mean Camila's room
(Camilas room)
Lauren: *knocks* Babe- I mean Camila?
Camila: *opens the door wearing shades, and bright pink raincoat, blue striped pajama bottoms, a construction hat, and Jesus sandals; blue icing on her face and banana in her hand* What...
Lauren: *raises eyebrow* I said this twice already, but...the fuck?
Camila: *steps out and closes the door* I was, uh-*gco*
Lauren: *points at her face* And what's that shit on your face?
Camila: *wipes her face* Avatar pussy juice...
Lauren: 😑
Camila:😊
Lauren: Anyway, ATV here as fuck
Camila: Oh, shit! *takes off shades* What's up, fam? Don't mind the eyes, I was crying because I miss Dexters Laboratory
Cameraman: *oh really face*
Camila: *mean mugs* Fuck u looking at? *holds hand like a gun* Pew pew! You dead, bitch
Lauren: *smacks forehead* For fucks sake. I gotta hide my weed better
Camila: Chupa mi pito, pendejos *makes a thrust motion; pointing at her crotch* Mi pito grande
Lauren: *smacks her upside the head* Cut that shit out! Go in your room
Camila: *sucks teeth* I'm 20 years old! I'm grown
Lauren: Go or you're not going to Sixflags!
Camila: Shid, I can get in by myself!
Lauren: How? Me, Mani, or Ally gotta drive you
Camila: *quiet* Oh, shit, you right *laughs*
Lauren: *rolls her eyes*
Cameraman: Uh, girls? We have 5 more minutes
Camila: Bet, imma eat dis banana for 4 *peels banana*
Normani: *comes up with another bucket of chicken*
Camila: *slowly turns her head as they both chew*
*all you hear is smacking*
Camila: *bucks at her* Fuck u looking at, Hot chocolate?
Normani: A gay ass banana...
Camila: Shut yo pissy pussy thot, ol sexy bitch, big titty thicc ass up
Normani: *straight face; another bite*
Lauren: *looks at the camera* 😐😕 O.....Kay? That's all for now
Camila: *puts her fave real close to the camera; still chewing* My eyes red as fuck! *om nom nom*
Cameraman: *shuts off camera*
Normani:.....I still gotta shit
YOU ARE READING
😂Funny Ass 5H And LM Shit😂
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