5H short story: ATV

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Lauren: What's up, AwesomenessTV? I'm Lauren and welcome to the Harmony house. Follow me

(Dinah's room)

Lauren: This is DJ's room. She always has it closed, and I dunno why. Let's fuck with her 😈 *knocks on her door*

*silence*

Lauren: *looks back at the camera; knocks again; silence*

Lauren: Let's go to Ally's room, then

(Ally's room)

Lauren: Yo, Ally?

Ally: *opens the door; Tupac playing in the background* Yes?

Lauren: Say hi to AwesomenessTV

Ally: *smiles* Hey

Lauren: You seen Dinah? She's not in her room

Ally: No, I was just reading the Bible and praying

Lauren: *really bish face*

Ally: *looks around like 'why u looking at me like that, thot?'*

Lauren: Where she at?

Ally:.....in my pussy *slams door*

Lauren: *😯; turns to camera* Let's check on Mani, yeah?

(With Mani)

Normani: *shitting while eating chicken* *rapping* Chicken wings my shit, aye! But it make me shit, aye! I don't give a shit, aye! Cuh I love chicken, aye! ....yum

Lauren: *stank face* The fuck? I catch Dinally fucking and now, you shitting with the door open...

Normani: First off, don't steal my face, hoe. Second, if I wanna shit- *gco*

Lauren: AwesomenessTV here...

Normani: *eyes wide*

Lauren:...and you eating chicken...on the toilet

Normani: *shrugs; takes a bite and flips her off* I eat when and where I want, bitch

Lauren: *sniffs* You smell like a dead cactus

Normani: Fuck you

Lauren: Time and place...wash your ass first...I ain't eating you when yo ass stink

Normani: *squints*

Lauren: *turns to camera* Okay, let's go to my Camz- I mean Camila's room

(Camilas room)

Lauren: *knocks* Babe- I mean Camila?

Camila: *opens the door wearing shades, and bright pink raincoat, blue striped pajama bottoms, a construction hat, and Jesus sandals; blue icing on her face and banana in her hand* What...

Lauren: *raises eyebrow* I said this twice already, but...the fuck?

Camila: *steps out and closes the door* I was, uh-*gco*

Lauren: *points at her face* And what's that shit on your face?

Camila: *wipes her face* Avatar pussy juice...

Lauren: 😑

Camila:😊

Lauren: Anyway, ATV here as fuck

Camila: Oh, shit! *takes off shades* What's up, fam? Don't mind the eyes, I was crying because I miss Dexters Laboratory

Cameraman: *oh really face*

Camila: *mean mugs* Fuck u looking at? *holds hand like a gun* Pew pew! You dead, bitch

Lauren: *smacks forehead* For fucks sake. I gotta hide my weed better

Camila: Chupa mi pito, pendejos *makes a thrust motion; pointing at her crotch* Mi pito grande

Lauren: *smacks her upside the head* Cut that shit out! Go in your room

Camila: *sucks teeth* I'm 20 years old! I'm grown

Lauren: Go or you're not going to Sixflags!

Camila: Shid, I can get in by myself!

Lauren: How? Me, Mani, or Ally gotta drive you

Camila: *quiet* Oh, shit, you right *laughs*

Lauren: *rolls her eyes*

Cameraman: Uh, girls? We have 5 more minutes

Camila: Bet, imma eat dis banana for 4 *peels banana*

Normani: *comes up with another bucket of chicken*

Camila: *slowly turns her head as they both chew*

*all you hear is smacking*

Camila: *bucks at her* Fuck u looking at, Hot chocolate?

Normani: A gay ass banana...

Camila: Shut yo pissy pussy thot, ol sexy bitch, big titty thicc ass up

Normani: *straight face; another bite*

Lauren: *looks at the camera* 😐😕 O.....Kay? That's all for now

Camila: *puts her fave real close to the camera; still chewing* My eyes red as fuck! *om nom nom*

Cameraman: *shuts off camera*

Normani:.....I still gotta shit

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