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5H Short Story: Camila

Interviewer: Hey, what's up, everyone! I'm (basic ass name that y'all gonna make up) and I'm here with Camila Ca-

Camila: *wearing sunglasses; clears throat* Imma stop you right there, fam. It's Big Daddy Mila to you

I: *laughs* says who?

C: Says your momma last night. You my son now

I:.....

C: Is you gonna go on with the interview or you gonna sit there like a jackass?

I: *nervous* Yeah, I'm, let's start with some questions

C: *takes glasses off; squints* Ain't that how interviews normally be? *scoffs* Bitch, you betta-

I: OK, so, um, there's a rumor that you and Ally-

C: Yes

I: I, uh, didn't finish

C: I, uh, don't give a damn...

I:...

C: *starts laughing* I'm fucking with you! Lighten up some slight!

I: *nervous chuckle* Yeah, OK...but you just confirmed Camally, right?

C: *nods* We realer than that Camren shit, like Lo my main bitch, I don't see her like that...*looks off* Well...*shakes head* Nah

I: Well, I'm Team Camally all the way

C: *squints* Fucking liar...I see that your shirt reads 'Camren's child, you dilweed

I: *wide eyed* Uh...

C: Alright, man, let's get on with this

I: Ahem...let's read some tweets from fans, yeah?

C: *nods*

I: @ camilas_cock

C: *chuckles*

I:...says "how big is the Cuban missile?"

C: *Fuckboy face* big enough to have Ally- I mean uh...*looks up* that's a dope ass ceiling fan

I: O...k? Next question from @ deepthroatgayo97..."Tell us a secret"

C:...If...If I tell you all it won't be a secret anymore...

I: Fair...next one from @ fuck_me_camren

C: What's up with these sexual ass usernames?

I: *shrugs* "Favorite word or words?"

C: Easy, "Ally" "pussy" "juicy dick" "fuck" "choke" and "incomplete dildo"...any Cardi B sound or quote...

I: Like?

C: "The world wants to know...why yo pussy smell like hair glue." Um, "You know you ain't paying they rent!"..."'I want you and that's real' well I don't and that ain't fake" and lastly *clears throat* Eeeoooowwww

I: *dafuq face*

C: What? Yo head ass asked...*flips hair*

I: lastly, from @ illsuckyodickforapennycabello...the fuck?

C: *laughs* noice

I: "Anyplace in the world you wanna be right now?"

C: Ally's pu-

I: Ok! That's all for today! Thank you, Cami-

C: Ah, Big Daddy Mila...we been over this (basic name head ass)

I: *sighs* Thank you, Big Daddy Mila

C: *smiles big* Ayeee

I: Don't miss next week with another member of Fifth Harmony

C: "One love, Cagayo and that is a wrap, and ZOOOP!"

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