5H Short Story: Lauren Teaches Dinah Mannrrs

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Lauren: Okay, Dinah. I'm gonna help you with your manners.

Dinah: A'ight. This shit finna be a breeze!

Lauren: *rolls her eyes* OK, say 'Hello'.

Dinah: Sup, my bish!

Lauren: No, dumbass..."hello"

Dinah: *sucks teeth* Damn, hoe, shit mean the same thing!

Lauren: Alright, then. Say "I don't care"

Dinah: Me not give two fucks

Lauren: *glares at her* Are you hard of hearing or something?

Dinah: Do you dick get hard period?

Lauren:....

Dinah: No? A'ight then

Lauren: *sighs* Can you say "I like to receive oral sex"?

Dinah: I like gettin my pussy ate *grinds in seat* Ayyeee

Lauren: Dinah, seriously?! It isn't that hard!

Dinah: OK, OK. Imma try for real

Lauren: Say "Hello, ma'am. You have nice sized breasts"

Dinah: Dayum, bitch, yo titties fatter than a muhfucka!

Lauren: *smacks her upside the head*

Dinah: Ow, you vampire bitch!

Lauren: Why is this so hard for you?

Dinah: Ain't my fault I'm only good at twerking and being a bad bitch *flips hair*

Lauren:...I give up *gets up*

Dinah: Try wakin up little pale home while you're at it!

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Ooh, I got shit to say next chapter

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