Dilan: Guys, I need help...
Camilo: What's up?
Norman: What's going on?
D: Allen is in a Shrek onesie with a pot on his head...Singing Shawty Got A Big Ol' Butt...but switching the lyrics
Allen:*comes in the living room; with oven mitts on his feet; banging two pans together; twerking* MILO GITTA BIG OL DICK, OH YEAH
D: Renzo, did you leave your weed out again
Lorenzo: *shrugs*
A: Bruh, the bag was big asf, dawg. LJ rolled one for me and w one puff I was like "Holy shit! I see stars and dinosaurs and watermelon and shit!" I heard Jesus say, "Sit on Daddy's lap." And I was like, "Nah, puta. My ass belong to Cagayo."
C: Damn, right😏
N: Fam...😂😂😂
A: *crawls over to C sensually, but fell on his face a few times* Hey, daddy
C: 😳 Babe, what are you-?
A: 😏 Bring that Cuban ass here, boy!
C: *gotta Dilan*
A: *chases him* C'mere, you spicy fruit cake!
L: *eyebrows raised* Yeah, no, imma go in my room, now. Don't disturb me, sluts.
N: *sucks his teeth* Don't nobody wanna walk in on you beating your two inch sausage
L: *nods* Aight, bet...not what you were saying last night, tho 😏
N:...
D: *chewing on popcorn* *sings* Oh, shit! He was tapping that ass!
C: *shrieks* Babe! STOP TRYNA FINGER MY ASS!!!
A: I ain't trying! I'm succeeding!
L: On that note, I'm leaving...Norman, Dil, y'all coming?
D&N: *nods; leaves to L's room*
A:WE ALL GETTING FUCKED TONIGHT!!!
C:😳
A: Yeah, your razor blade jawline head ass getting fucked too...now bend over...
C: NOOOOO....😱
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😂Funny Ass 5H And LM Shit😂
Fanfictionbunch of 5H/CC/LMand other shit that'll make u laugh, I guess- iF YoU DoN't rEaD THiS, I'LL pUT my Big tOE IN Yo' mOuF tONIgHT OR I'LL PUt My phAT DicK cOcK In YO NoZ ZONT PLAI WIF MEH, THOT
