(Yes, this is from my GC book, but I deleted it, so...plus, I changed it around)
Lauren: I'm so damn bored...
Ally: Same, I hope the Lord would bless us with something to do
Camila: *smirks* I'm sitting right here, so...
Dinah: Watch it, Cabello
Camila: *shrugs* I mean, earlier in this book, I was making her moan and I fucked her from behind
Ally: 😳
Normani: *chomp chomp chomp om nom nom nom* Well, you also sucked my dick, got fucked in the ass by Dinah and Lauren was in them guts *om nom nom*
Camila:...
Camila: I was high
Lauren: *rolls eyes* Sure
Dinah:...OK...well, I was thinking maybe we can have a rap battle?
Normani: *groans* I don't wanna!
Ally: Same
Lauren: Yeah, no...and if we do, I'm beating you, DJ
Dinah: Shut up,bishes. We having a rap battle. And Lauren think she can beat me?,Uh, no, hoe
Normani: Dinah, take offense, you suck ass *laughs hella hard*
Dinah: Didn't know I even asked you, trick
Lauren: I can beat you tho... Hell, Camila can beat you
Camila: Someone summoned my gay ass?
Normani: Where have you been *chomp chomp*
Ally: God forgive me
Camila: That answers it *smirks; wipes face like a fuckboy*
Lauren: I thought I heard something... Holy hell
Ally: Ain't nothing holy about hell, Lauren Michelle!
Dinah: ANYWAY...can we get on with the rap battle?!
Lauren: Bitch, I'm gonna beat you. Why are you setting yourself up for failure? *laughs*
Dinah: Yeah? Ight, leggo. You first
Lauren: *clears thoart* Someone give me a beat
Camila: Gotchu, fam *ah pssh, pa-tick, tick-a-boom tick*
Lauren: Listen, Hansen, you little shit
Nah, you really don't want it
Skyscraping ass like you climbing up a summit
You a fine ass woman
And we all know you want it
Bish, please
Im Jauregui
The whole fandom want me
Camila: OOOOO KILLEM !!!
Normani: Dinah, you gonna let her play u? *chomp chomp om nom*
Dinah: Hell nah! Right, bet. Start it up, Mila
Camila: *pa-pa-pa tick, a-tick, ta-ta-tick*
Dinah: Jauregui. Don't wanna play me
Need some damn sunscreen
Lamp lookin ass
But aye, u still sexy
Bouta hurt you
Pray that Ally would wanna go to church w you
Don't lie to me, boo
Calling falsely is a pussy move
You say I suck ass, but I hardly kiss it
So bring that ass here
Bend it over
Lemme hit it
Normani: DAAYUUUMMM *nom nom chomp chomp*
Camila: Got that ass!
Ally:.. Why I gotta be in it tho?
Normani: Lo, I know you ain't gonna let that happen?!?!
Laur: Now, I'm going in. *turns snapback backwards* Denim Jeans
With the tight ass
Skipping like a hall pass
Know you want this Cuban ass
Sorry, but you cannot have
Sit you little ass down
Like w our man Gucci
I don't wanna come for you
So get your mouth off my coochie
Mani's mami
Ally's pops
And Camz is hella gay
After this rap is over
Ally's gonna b my bae
Fuck outta here
Baby girl, I spoke my words well
Change my name to Auren
Cuh you just took that L
Normani: Damn
Camila: Damn
Ally: Damn
Little Mix: Damn
5SOS: Damn
The 1975: Damn
P!ATD: Damn
TØP: Damn
MCR: Damn
Jesus: *getting an Allysus tattoo* Damn
God: *finishing Jesus's tattoo* Damn
Lauren: Told you
Dinah: Shut yo stu-pid ass up!
Normani: *chomp chomp om-*
Camally: *throws an apple at her* SHUT THAT SHIT UP
Normani:....OH, HELL NAH!!!
Camila: *runs*
YOU ARE READING
😂Funny Ass 5H And LM Shit😂
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