*I know its May, but idgaf...its early in the AM here*
Normani: Damn...Ally you slayed
Lauren: For real
Dinah: Shid, a bitch hungry *starts to eat*
Ally: *slaps her hand* Not before we say grace!...who wants to go?
Normani:1, 2, 3, NOT IT!
Dinah: NOT IT!
Lauren: NOT IT!
Camila:...Fuck y'all...
Ally: Camila, just say the damn grace
Camila: A'ight, damn...uh, bow your eyes and close your heads
Lauren: You mean 'bow your heads' and 'close-
Camila: *glares in gay* Lern, shut yo vampire head ass up. I'm tryna talk to Jesus. Now bow your damn eyes!
Lauren: *sucks her teeth*
Camila: *clears throat* Aye, whaddup Jesús?!
Ally: *smacks her upside the head* Be serious!
Camila: OK...damn!...uh, Dear Jesus...thank you for this food we bouta crush in your name...
Dinah: Hallelujah
Camila: Like my baby threw down, son! Shit, a bitch finna-
Ally: *glares* Camila!
Dinah: *sneaks some mashed potatoes in her mouth*(honestly, me asf, right?)
Camila: *sighs* Thank you, though, for everything... And thank you for waking me up from my high nap since somebody *glares at Normani* was too busy blasting Rihanna in their broke ass iPhone headphones to get me up...I missed AHS!
Lauren: *whispers* shit was good...Lady Gaga was in it
Camila: *sucks teeth*
Ally: Lauren, you aren't helping...
Lauren: *bows her head* sorry
Camila: Can I finish?...
Normani: Hurry up, my stomach yelling at me...and that chicken looking like Lauren...*licks lips*
Lauren: Huh?
Normani: Scrumptious *smirks*
Ally: No sexy talk during prayer! Mila, continue
Camila: Yeah, so, uh, bless this food, homie... Oh, and don't think I forgot about you beating off and getting a tat of my girl...lucky you in heaven or ill-
Dinah: Stop threatening Jesus, Walz!
Camila: Then he better come correct or I'm putting the paws on him, feel me?
Normani: Word *high fives her*
Ally: *sighs in gay frustration*
Camila: A'ight, a'ight...uh, amen...oh, PS...can you tell Micheal-Mitchell-Mason-Monkey Bars to stop talking to me? He went to middle school with my dad, fam and I'm just a kid!
Normani: True, you do act your shoe size...
Camila: Hoe, hush, can't you see Jesús and me having a 'sation? *rolls eyes* Anygay...though, I got yo back, homes *pats her chest; kisses her fist; chucks up the deuces* uh, yours truly, Li'l Bello from the block
Ally:...Normani, you're saying it next year...
Dinah: I liked her prayer...G shit, dawg
Camila: Facts
Normani: Can we eat now?
Dinah: Right, my insides arguing...I think they fighting
Ally: Yeah, let's eat
Camila: Wait!
Dinah: *thrashes* Biiiitch, what?!
Camila: How do I send it?
Lauren:...send what?
Camila: Uh, the prayer? Tf duh! *rolls eyes*
Lauren:...*stands up with her plate* I'm going in my room before anymore brain cells hit the floor *leaves*
Ally: *sighs*
Normani: *crushing*
Dinah: You gotta say 'To: Jesus' then do the cross thingy
Camila: Oh, OK...To my homie, Jesús...*does the cross thing*
Ally: *whispers* My girlfriend is so dumb
Somewhere in heaven
???: Ayo, Jesús... Some body named Li'l Bello got you this *hands him a letter*
Jesús (a cholo):*skims over it*...Tell her she's welcome...wait...*reads for real* Ohhhh...this is for that Jesus
???: Ohhhh...he's a perv
Jesús: Sí...aye, let's go get some tacos, ese
???: Chingon
*I'm Mexican so I ain't racist...also, hi!
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