Dad: Ali, take the trash out
Me: *tries to pick up brother*
Dad: Not that trash...the garbage
Me: *nods* *goes outside and tries to get in the bin*
Dad: Pinche pendejo, No!
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Nephew(5): Ali, I took Nana's cane and now she can't walk!
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Dad: *sees me having a normal conversation with a white girl* *comes over to me with a weird ass look*
Me: What?
Dad: Y'all bouta make oatmeal cookies?
Me:Wha- Gordo, no! I gotta girl already...dominicana like us
Dad:...OK, so peanut butter and oatmeal?
Me: *walks away*
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Conversation between my aunt and her son:
Her: Pull up your pants! Don't nobody wanna see those drawers!
Him: Ma, stop tripping! Its the style
Her: its a style to show you wanna get fucked in the ass by a dude named Bo-Bo?!
Him:.....*pulls pants up*
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😂Funny Ass 5H And LM Shit😂
Fanfictionbunch of 5H/CC/LMand other shit that'll make u laugh, I guess- iF YoU DoN't rEaD THiS, I'LL pUT my Big tOE IN Yo' mOuF tONIgHT OR I'LL PUt My phAT DicK cOcK In YO NoZ ZONT PLAI WIF MEH, THOT
