Jesy: *at work*
Coworker: Hey, you have a call from the school.
Jesy: *sighs* Again?
Coworker: *hands her phone*
Jesy: Hello?
School: Hello, Miss Nelson.
Jesy: What did they do this time?
School: Well, Perrie was caught running down the halls without any shoes and a pack of biscuits, singing Purple Rain, Jade was following after her,
tripping a few times with a trashcan on her head, saying "Pez, give me biscuits, you dir-ee mic-ro-weave!"and Leigh was just screaming for Perrie to put on her shoes..... then proceeded to bang her head on the lockers.
Jesy: So, typical Tuesday?
School: Yes... did they have their pills today?
Jesy: Sonuva- Im on my way to get them. *hangs up*
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Jesy: So anyone wanna explain why you three where acting crazy?
Perrie: *shrugs* Typical Tuesday, mam
Leigh/Jade: *nods*
Jesy: *looks down* And where are your shoes?
Perrie: *points up* In Shoe Heaven
Jade: She put em on a toilet
Leigh: And flushed until it overflowed
Jesy: Why?
Perrie: I wanted to prove Jeed wrong.
Jesy: About what?
Jade: Tha she cawnt flush her shoes down a toilet
Leigh: And she lost
Jade: You owe me £10
Perrie: *whispers* Eat shit
Jesy: I heard that!
Perrie:.... sorry, mam
Jesy: Jade, did you take your pills?
Jade: No, mam
Jesy: Why?
Jade: I hav no mor
Jesy: When were you gonna tell me?
Jade: To-deh?
Jesy: *glares in Mom*
Jade: Sorry bout it
Jesy: *sighs; turns to Perrie* Did you take-
Perrie: Yeah...
Leigh: *looks at her like "Youse a whole ass liar"*
Jade: *picking lint off her parka*
Jesy: Perrie Louise Nelson...
Perrie: Okay... I took like a sip... it's gross, Mum.
Leigh: *nods* True
Jesy: Leigh, you take pills...
Leigh: Yeah... they were disgusting, though. It was like grape chalk in my mouth.
Jesy: *eyes wide*
Leigh: What?
Jesy: Leigh, you were to swallow them whole.
Leigh: You mean... I wasn't supposed to chew them?
Jade: No, I chew mine
Leigh:...
Jesy: Have you been taking Jade's medication?
Jade: That's pro-lly why I run out
Perrie: Oop
Jesy: *shakes head* Leigh, go take yours, and Perrie, bring me yours. I'm gonna stand here until you finish it all.
Jade: And me?
Jesy: We're gonna get you a refill, honey *pats her head*
Jade: *smiles; gets up*
Jesy: Where are you going?
Jade: Toilet... I gotta take a pee
Perrie: *comes back; then stands in front of Jesy rocking on her heels; smiles* Heeey, mam
Jesy: *squints* Where's your medicine?
Perrie: So what had happened was... Leigh scared me as I was pouring it...
Jesy:.....
Perrie:.... it's on the floor
Jesy: Leigh-Anne!
Leigh: *runs in like that weird freshman in high school*
Perrie: *jumps* Like that, mam!
Leigh: I've been... summoned?
Jesy: *lowkey freaked out, then again... it's Leigh so it was kinda expected* Did you scare your little sister?
Perrie: *pouts*
Leigh: *shakes head* No
Jesy: Are you telling stories?
Leigh: Cross my heart, hope to die
Perrie: *mumbles* That I'll only stay with you one more night
Leigh: And I know I've said it a million times
Lerrie: BUT ILL ONLY STAY WITH YOU-
Jesy: GIVE IT A REST!
Lerrie: *goes silent*
Jesy: It's like I'm raising a bunch of 2 year olds
Perrie: Speaking of 2 year olds, where's Jeed?
(On cue, they hear an explosion and seconds later, Jade comes out of the kitchen, covered in smoke)
Jesy: *gets kinda nervous* Jade?
Jade: The mic-ro-weave's in a fire
Jesy: NO! *runs in the kitchen*
Leigh: How did the microwave get on fire?
Jade: *shrugs* Fings catch fire sometimes
Perrie:... but how?
Jade:... is hot in thea
Leigh: *nods* You're not wrong
Perrie: It makes sense
*This was kinda trash, but I laughed lowkey
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