LM Short Story: Jesy and Her Three Kids

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Jesy: *at work*

Coworker: Hey, you have a call from the school.

Jesy: *sighs* Again?

Coworker: *hands her phone*

Jesy: Hello?

School: Hello, Miss Nelson.

Jesy: What did they do this time?

School: Well, Perrie was caught running down the halls without any shoes and a pack of biscuits, singing Purple Rain, Jade was following after her,
tripping a few times with a trashcan on her head, saying "Pez, give me biscuits, you dir-ee mic-ro-weave!"and Leigh was just screaming for Perrie to put on her shoes..... then proceeded to bang her head on the lockers.

Jesy: So, typical Tuesday?

School: Yes... did they have their pills today?

Jesy: Sonuva- Im on my way to get them. *hangs up*

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Jesy: So anyone wanna explain why you three where acting crazy?

Perrie: *shrugs* Typical Tuesday, mam

Leigh/Jade: *nods*

Jesy: *looks down* And where are your shoes?

Perrie: *points up* In Shoe Heaven

Jade: She put em on a toilet

Leigh: And flushed until it overflowed

Jesy: Why?

Perrie: I wanted to prove Jeed wrong.

Jesy: About what?

Jade: Tha she cawnt flush her shoes down a toilet

Leigh: And she lost

Jade: You owe me £10

Perrie: *whispers* Eat shit

Jesy: I heard that!

Perrie:.... sorry, mam

Jesy: Jade, did you take your pills?

Jade: No, mam

Jesy: Why?

Jade: I hav no mor

Jesy: When were you gonna tell me?

Jade: To-deh?

Jesy: *glares in Mom*

Jade: Sorry bout it

Jesy: *sighs; turns to Perrie* Did you take-

Perrie: Yeah...

Leigh: *looks at her like "Youse a whole ass liar"*

Jade: *picking lint off her parka*

Jesy: Perrie Louise Nelson...

Perrie: Okay... I took like a sip... it's gross, Mum.

Leigh: *nods* True

Jesy: Leigh, you take pills...

Leigh: Yeah... they were disgusting, though. It was like grape chalk in my mouth.

Jesy: *eyes wide*

Leigh: What?

Jesy: Leigh, you were to swallow them whole.

Leigh: You mean... I wasn't supposed to chew them?

Jade: No, I chew mine

Leigh:...

Jesy: Have you been taking Jade's medication?

Jade: That's pro-lly why I run out

Perrie: Oop

Jesy: *shakes head* Leigh, go take yours, and Perrie, bring me yours. I'm gonna stand here until you finish it all.

Jade: And me?

Jesy: We're gonna get you a refill, honey *pats her head*

Jade: *smiles; gets up*

Jesy: Where are you going?

Jade: Toilet... I gotta take a pee

Perrie: *comes back; then stands in front of Jesy rocking on her heels; smiles* Heeey, mam

Jesy: *squints* Where's your medicine?

Perrie: So what had happened was... Leigh scared me as I was pouring it...

Jesy:.....

Perrie:.... it's on the floor

Jesy: Leigh-Anne!

Leigh: *runs in like that weird freshman in high school*

Perrie: *jumps* Like that, mam!

Leigh: I've been... summoned?

Jesy: *lowkey freaked out, then again... it's Leigh so it was kinda expected* Did you scare your little sister?

Perrie: *pouts*

Leigh: *shakes head* No

Jesy: Are you telling stories?

Leigh: Cross my heart, hope to die

Perrie: *mumbles* That I'll only stay with you one more night

Leigh: And I know I've said it a million times

Lerrie: BUT ILL ONLY STAY WITH YOU-

Jesy: GIVE IT A REST!

Lerrie: *goes silent*

Jesy: It's like I'm raising a bunch of 2 year olds

Perrie: Speaking of 2 year olds, where's Jeed?

(On cue, they hear an explosion and seconds later, Jade comes out of the kitchen, covered in smoke)

Jesy: *gets kinda nervous* Jade?

Jade: The mic-ro-weave's in a fire

Jesy: NO! *runs in the kitchen*

Leigh: How did the microwave get on fire?

Jade: *shrugs* Fings catch fire sometimes

Perrie:... but how?

Jade:... is hot in thea

Leigh: *nods* You're not wrong

Perrie: It makes sense


*This was kinda trash, but I laughed lowkey

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