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My Strange Addiction (A'Javi Zain)

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Hi... my name's Zain... I'm 21 years old... I'm from Virginia... and I'm addicted to Little Mix...

I started listening to Little Mix back in 2013 when Salute came out... I only knew "Move" and the title song at the time as well as "Wings" from their debut DNA... But I remember thinking "This shit slaps a fat ass!"

Years later, I see the video for "No More Sad Songs" and thought "Damn, these girls are GORGEOUS asf!" So I listened to "Touch" "Power" and "Shout Out To My Ex" (all bangers)... I dabbled with their music from time to time until early 2019 when "Think About Us" MV came out and ever since then, I can't stop listening to them...

Zain has is obsessed about British girl group, Little Mix.

Zain have over 70 of their songs on their playlist, has drawn over 10 portraits of them, and has written over 20 fan fictions about the group, some they have published.

There's Jesy, my first baby daddy, the sexiest. Jade, she's tied with Jesy, to be honest, but she's no doubt the funniest. Leigh-Anne, my baby momma, and also my suga momma because Mamí got 💰💰💰! Then, it's Perrie, my other baby momma, who's singing voice shocked the shit outta me when I first heard it in "Move" and I want her butt...as you can see, Imma total slut for these ladies and I ain't ashamed... (honestly, read my bio and you'll see some additional things I got for the girls)

They also have photo folders organized... which is lowkey crazy...

Shut up, Voice That I Thought Was In My Head Because I'm High As Fuck... What you see here is that the girls have their own portfolio *chuckles* *sudden serious face* I know you're judging me, and I don't give a fuck bc I know you are the same way with a certain artist or group... like BTS or something...

Some I forgot to organize so there are actually more... my favorite is them on crack... I swear, they are the biggest crackheads in the world... and I love them... I LOVE MY CRACKHEADED FACE ASS BABY DADDIES!

Since Zain is American, Little Mix visiting is very slim.

Exactly, Voice-That-Don't-Have-A-Face. I wish they'd just come over a do a show. It can be up west bubblefuck ("somewhere far" in Virginian) I don't care as long as they come here

Though, it is exciting meeting other American "Mixers" online.

I've met around 6 US Mixers and converted a few friends to stan them... I mean, they're gorgeous, talented, hilarious, and just ultimate friendship goals.

Zain "ships": "Leighade" (Leigh-Anne Pinnock and Jade Thirlwall) as well as Pesy (Perrie Edwards and Jesy Nelson).

I mean, they all sexy as shit, tho. Andiwantthemtohavemykids, but anygay. Sometimes, I'll spout out a reference like "Sorryboutit" or "I don't tolerate cheatin'" or "This is so exciting, I might discombobulate" and no one would know what the fuck my face ass be sayin'... I even bust out into a Geordie accent *laughs*

Zain has tried to go a day without listening or having any mention of the girls... they described it as "torture".

BECAUSE IT WAS, DISEMBODIED VOICE! Not hearing "Mr. Loverboy", "Forget You Not", "Bounce Back", and the other 50 million songs they got, I felt like shit... I was this close to sucking a tit to watch just 20 seconds of the "More Then Words" MV... hell, I was ready to sell some dick to see a picture of them... y'all dirty for putting me through that...

As of September 24, 2019, Zain still obsesses over Little Mix, but obsesses over other artists as well.

Nowadays, I'd blast The Weeknd, Melanie Martinez, XXXTENTACION, Ariana Grande, Lana Del Rey, and a lot of others... I still listen to at least three Little Mix songs a day and done already memorized every iconic moment since DNA, but I make less references...

But I'm gonna always sing "Purple Lip" when I see purple and do the choreo for Bounce Back.... not sorryboutit...

If you have an addiction, please tell us what it is so we can tell your business like we did our friend, Zain here.

I ain't yo' fri-

That's it for My Strange Addiction.

Bitch, I won't done talk-

Zainy wainy, let's be real. You'll take two weeks talking about them if we don't stop it now.

Hoe, did... did you just call me "Zainy Wainy"? *takes off earrings* I'm finna give you a collard green and corn bread country ass whoopin'!... *looks around at the ceiling* Square up, bitch! Show yo'self, ol' scary ass!

I just binged like 10 My Strange Addiction clips on YouTube so... here's my parody... AlexCanDoThat did this for Fifth Harmony and Christian Rafan did it for Melanie Martinezso you should watch them... here ya go:

Who are y'all obsessed with?

Also, I really am high... taking a nap as soon as I publish this...