All The Tea Pt 2

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Camila: *looks.in the fridge eating salt and vinegar chips* That bitch done did it again *shuts door*

Lauren room

Camila: *eating chips loud asf* Lauren...I had a cup in the fridgerata with my fucking name on it...dat said "Do not drink, you dumb bitch"! You tha only dumb bitch I know!...so did you drink it? *Eats chips*

Lauren: Yeah, I drink it

Camila: *throws bag a chips up and the fly everywhere* See what I mean? A dumb bitch...y'know what, you should be punished for your wrong doings

Lauren: Ooh, you gonna tie me up and fuck me like those bitches that be on porn? Ooh, that been my fantasy since I was 3!

Camila: *wtf face* Since you was 3?

Lauren:...

Camila: Well, I ain't doing that shit.. it's too fucking weird...so when you started fuckin?

Lauren: When I was 4

Camila: Look...I hate you with all my heart...I'll never fuck you with all my dick...cuz yo pussy ain't worth it bitch!...damn, I should be a rapper

Lauren: All yo dick?...you mean all yo clit, cuh that lil muthafucka be ticklin me

Camila: That ain't what you said last night

Lauren: I know cuh you ain't fuck me last night

Camila: Who-Who-Who you talking back to, bitch?!

Lauren: *smiles dreamily* Camzi, yo dick so little, but it's just so pretty at the same time

Camila: *looks her up and down* What you mean?

Lauren: It look like a midget in a fur coat

Camila:...

Lauren: *smiles*

Camila: Now you wonder y I don't fuck you

Lauren: You said it was because my pussy smell like mustard

Camila: And that shit be *coughing fit; wheezes* oh, shit

Lauren: It ain't that bad...

Camila: Bitch, yo pussy alone was in quarantine for 3 weeks!

Lauren: You ain't say that last night

Camila:...bitch, I ain't fuck you last night

Lauren:...

Camila: *shakes head* Dumb bitch...get me some more tea, you shit *leaves*

Lauren:.....she ain't say nun but a muthafuckin word...hoe ass

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Improvised at 'What you mean' because it's another song break...it's lit asf tho...

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