Camila: *playing a harmonica*
Dinah: *raises eyebrow* how'd you get that?
Camila: *points at Lauren*
Lauren: *nods*
Normani: They took all our shit... Where'd you have that?
Lauren: *shrugs* my pussy
Camila: *stops; looks up at her* I technically just ate yo pussy?
Lauren: *nods* yep 😊
Camila:.....
Lauren: 😊
Camila: *continues playing*
Dinah: *shakes head; looks at Ally* Yo Smallz?
Ally: *staring at the floor* Yes?
Dinah: You good?
Ally: *looks up at her; squints* I'm. In. Jail...WHAT DO YOU THINK?!
Normani: *jumps from her daydream* oh, shit...
Guard: *comes over; opens door* C'mon, ladies
Ally: *jumps up* oh, thank god!
Guard: No, you're not free...go to the common room
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Girls: *looks around the room; low key scared*
Lauren: Okay...don't make yourselves too obvious
Girls: *nods* Yep. Mhm. Facts. I still want gum
(They spread out; The Latina head asses sitting down, playing cards; Norminah goes to play cards with some elders)
Random inmate (chola): *walks up to Ally, Lauren, and Camila; looks down at Ally* What chu in for?
Ally: *looks at the girls nervously then clears throat; uses accent* I killed a guy
Camila: *raises an eyebrow; whispers to Lauren* Guess my pussy is a guy
Lauren: *trying not to laugh*
Chola: Yeah? What's your name, Baja?
Ally:Uh...
Lauren: *butts in; uses accent like from Thug Harmony* Cholaf, pero like, the guy was so cold like that snowman from Frozen.
Chola: *nods* Respect, Chica...
Ally: *shrugs* He had it coming, y'know
---(Norminah)---
Normani: Haha! Got yo ass, Ethel!
Dinah: Hell nah! You cheated!
Normani: Got proof?
Dinah:...
Normani: No? A'ight then...
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This trash but I'm running low on ideas
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