*everyone outside, except Ally and Mani*
Me: *scratches ankle* Gahdamn, deez skeetas tan me up!
Perrie:... okay, I know you already explained what that means a few chapters ago...
Dinah: But what you say?
Me: *groans* I'an repeatin' myself no damn mo *scratches ankle*
Leigh: Judging by how she's scratching and we're currently outside... my guess is that she said something about mosquitoes?
Me: *nods* Yup *turns to Dinah* Cuzzo, I can spennanite?
Dinah: Spend what?
Me: Nanite... like sleepover?
Lauren: Okay, what the hell? Is your family in town or did you spend a month in South Carolina?
Me: Nah... but I feel insulted *stands up* I'm goin' inna haus
Jesy: The what?
Me: Haus
Jade: Huh?
Camila: Damn, even got her confused.
Jade: *glares in gay* Cabello, I'll fook ya up
Camila: *fuckboy face* Oh really?
Me: *stank face* Ugh, y'all nesty
Camila: Bitch, please, you know you want this vitamin C coochie
Me: I'm scraight
Lauren: You mean 'straight'?
Perrie: *chuckles* She's not even that
Me: Ya damn skippy *winks* Anygay, I'm goin' inna haus and fiss me a sammich and sumna drank. Who wont sumn?
Jade: I want you to be'a enooci-et yer words, mate.
Me: *raises eyebrows* Bitch, I know yo' ass ain't talkin'. "I ca-no wee-at for Leigh to come with me biscuits" face ass
Leigh: Why me?
Lauren: Because-
Camila: BECAUSE YOU'RE WHIPPERS FOR THAT GEORDIE PUTHY!
Leigh: I AM NOT
Jade: 😒 Bitch... when I as' you to runnan bring me biscuits, ya did. When I as' you for-
Jesy: When you say "jump", Leigh asks "how high, Mistress?"
*everybody cracks up*
Leigh: 😨 I do not call Jade that
Dinah: Yeah. Isn't it "D-
Leigh: *covers her mouth* Shut up, you shit!
Perrie: *shields her mouth from Leigh; whispers* It's "Daddy"
Camila: *snickers*
Me: Point blank, Leigh's whipped... a'ight, who won't sammiches?
Jesy: *in Jade's accent* Ya ca-no go wrong with a Zeen sandwich
Lauren: I thought you didn't like sandwiches, Jes?
Jesy: *raises eyebrow* Who said I was talking about the food? *smirks*
Me: 😧 Oh, lawdy
*I dunno bruh
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