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5H Short Story: Normani

Interviewer: Hey, everyone! I'm (y'all know the drill), and here we have the lovely Normani Kordei

Normani: Hey, (basic bitch...that's gonna b the Interviewer's name since y'all lazy asf😒 smh)

I: So are-?

N: Imma have to ask you to hold that thought...*goes into purse*

I: Uh, OK?

N: *pulls out gum; starts chewing* Carry on

I: Uh, well, the fans wanna know is Laurmani or Norminah real?

N: Yes *chomp chomp*

I: Yes, Norminah is real or yes Laurmani is real?

N: Yes...

I: Which is real?

N:...Yes...

I:...

N: *chomp chomp chomp*

I: O...K? Um, let's talk about Dancing With The Stars-

N: *stale face* That was a year ago...do you still talk about your last birthday when your recent birthday passed? *chomp nom*

I: Well, no I-

N: A'ight then. Next question

I: Um, let's play This or That, yeah?

N: *shrugs* *chomp nom chomp nom nom*

I: Ok, strawberries or blueberries?

N: Lau- I mean strawberries *nom chomp*

I: Ham or turkey?

N: Din- I mean ham *chomp nom*

I: Cereal or oatmeal?

N: Pus- I mean oatmeal *chompity nom*

I: Stay in or go out?

N: Go out...and go right back in 'cause its raining and I can't get my hair wet

I: *chuckles*

N:...Bitch, I'm serious *chomp chomp chomp om nom*

I: *clears throat* Okay, butts or boobs?

N: Lauren and Dinah...

I:....

N:....

I: Aren't you gonna correct yourself?

N: Nah, the reader already know what's up...ain't that right, Reader? *chomp chomp*

I: Uh, OK, Netflix or YouTube?

N: Gum *chomp nom chomp*

I: Instagram or Twitter?

N: Gum *nom nom*

I: Soda or juice?

N: Gum *chomp om nom nom*

I: Food or sleep?

N: Gum *nommy nom*

I: Can't you pick anything else other than gum?

N: A'ight, imma be for real...go

I: *looks down at card; stale face* mint gum or bubble gum

N: *smirks; deep demonic ass voice* GUM

I: *runs away* Fuck thaaaaaat

N: *stuffs whole pack in her mouth...without taking off the wrappers because this is my story and I do what I want, thot*

Who's next? Ally or Dinah?