Interviewer: Hey, everyone! I'm (y'all know the drill), and here we have the lovely Normani Kordei
Normani: Hey, (basic bitch...that's gonna b the Interviewer's name since y'all lazy asf😒 smh)
I: So are-?
N: Imma have to ask you to hold that thought...*goes into purse*
I: Uh, OK?
N: *pulls out gum; starts chewing* Carry on
I: Uh, well, the fans wanna know is Laurmani or Norminah real?
N: Yes *chomp chomp*
I: Yes, Norminah is real or yes Laurmani is real?
N: Yes...
I: Which is real?
N:...Yes...
I:...
N: *chomp chomp chomp*
I: O...K? Um, let's talk about Dancing With The Stars-
N: *stale face* That was a year ago...do you still talk about your last birthday when your recent birthday passed? *chomp nom*
I: Well, no I-
N: A'ight then. Next question
I: Um, let's play This or That, yeah?
N: *shrugs* *chomp nom chomp nom nom*
I: Ok, strawberries or blueberries?
N: Lau- I mean strawberries *nom chomp*
I: Ham or turkey?
N: Din- I mean ham *chomp nom*
I: Cereal or oatmeal?
N: Pus- I mean oatmeal *chompity nom*
I: Stay in or go out?
N: Go out...and go right back in 'cause its raining and I can't get my hair wet
I: *chuckles*
N:...Bitch, I'm serious *chomp chomp chomp om nom*
I: *clears throat* Okay, butts or boobs?
N: Lauren and Dinah...
I:....
N:....
I: Aren't you gonna correct yourself?
N: Nah, the reader already know what's up...ain't that right, Reader? *chomp chomp*
I: Uh, OK, Netflix or YouTube?
N: Gum *chomp nom chomp*
I: Instagram or Twitter?
N: Gum *nom nom*
I: Soda or juice?
N: Gum *chomp om nom nom*
I: Food or sleep?
N: Gum *nommy nom*
I: Can't you pick anything else other than gum?
N: A'ight, imma be for real...go
I: *looks down at card; stale face* mint gum or bubble gum
N: *smirks; deep demonic ass voice* GUM
I: *runs away* Fuck thaaaaaat
N: *stuffs whole pack in her mouth...without taking off the wrappers because this is my story and I do what I want, thot*
Who's next? Ally or Dinah?

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