A'ight, my woes...I'm about to get hella sexual and shit
⚠ don't read if...who tf am I kidding? Y'all nasties gonna read anyway...Lil freaks
Anyway...I got some weird turn ons and kinks😏👅💦:
-Like, if u squeeze my kneecaps, I'll shiver like shit...
-if you scratch my back real hard, to a point where it stings (not during sex tho), I'll literally get turned on immediately, no bullshit...
-I gotta Daddy kink...(or Papi)
-if your native language ain't Spanish and you speak it while I'm...yeah, then, WHOO...you ain't gonna wanna go outside...
-I have a sweat fetish(I turn the heat up and it b a pile of thick ass blankets under us)...like if we're doing it, and you're sweating, I'd wanna make u sweat more (idk, I find it sexy)...
-Red...just if u have on red (weird, I know)
-I fucking dare u to bite your lip or mine...I WILL fuck u senseless
-Lips, period...I'd literally get turned on if I stare at your lips for too long...
-willingly wanting to spice it up (that's like additional... I don't do that pressuring shit)
-husky, raspy, voices...(I blame Lauren for this)
-eyes...(IDC what color...the same way I am w lips...)
-stomachs(little pudges, like a little bit poking out)...well not a turn on, I find them attractive...its cute to me
-biting the shell of my ear...ultimately telling me u want me to fuck u into this bed
-angry sex...best shit I stg (sometimes, I'd make a girl mad just for this...only if we're dating...well, I did this to one girl)
-wanting to do it in one of my hoodies/snapbacks (idk, its hot to me)
-(this is actually the weirdest one) Praying during it...I read a Camally smut and...they did it in the church and Ally started "Hail Mary, full of grace..." And I'm like "Nutnutnutnut"...(it's really weird since I'm not a Christian)
-while wearing my soccer or softball jersey...or any jersey...that's hot as hell
-whenever I hear "Body Say" by Demi Lovato...never heard it? Here u go 👇
-neck kisses/bites *shivers*
-when it feel so good, she starts to cry...good GOD!!
-dominating me randomly (I'm a Dom, so...)
-choking (I do that...the looks, dawg 💦💦💦)
-nymphos...like that stamina? I can go as long as you...
-unless u want my babies...DON'T, I repeat, DON'T lock your ankles behind my back...
-(I, for some reason, don't liked to get head...unless you're licking yourself off...that's some kinky shit, so do u, mami
-cook with my button up and panties if u want...I'm eating two breakfasts
-ooh, when a girl is passionate in what she believes in? Like...that woke shit👅💦
-hair...I need something to pull on😏
-"Don't move" this has two different meanings
Aaaannnnnddddd
-biting my lip so hard, u draw blood...I like pain in my sex...its a rush (I know some of y'all like, ew, wtf)
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Oh, if u didn't catch on, I'm Intersexed...which means, I'm a girl...with dick...
If u read my life story, yeah, I lied about not having another extra part, now, idgaf...I gotta dick w "titties" ..fw a nigga😈
-Thanks😊
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