Interviewer: I'm *insert generic ass name here because I'm a lazy fuck* and I'm here with Fifth Harmony's very own, Lauren...J-Jar-Jack-Jumanji?
Lauren: *stale face* 'Jauregui', you uncultured swine
Interviewer: *chuckles nervously* I'm sorry, I'm not good with names
Lauren: *still has a stale face* Let's do this interview...American Horror Story coming on at 6
Interviewer: Okay, let's get with it
Lauren: Whatevs
Interviewer: How do you describe yourself?
Lauren: With words
Interviewer:...uh, OK? How do you feel when you're on stage?
Lauren: Hot and sticky
Interviewer: Uh, favorite song?
Lauren: Whatever's on my Spotify playlist
Interviewer: Favorite thing to do?
Lauren: Dinah and Ma- I mean, watch Netflix
Interviewer: Finish the phrase, "I hate it when boys think-"
Lauren: I'm straight
Interviewer: Favorite place to be?
Lauren: My bed...watching AHS...eating cereal
Interviewer: Ariana or Selena Gomez
Lauren: Are you serious? Easy...Lauren Jauregui
Interviewer: Uh, that wasn't-
Lauren: Next question please
Interviewer: Things you say a lot
Lauren: "Fuck" "Uncultured swine" "Fuck Trump" "Camz, gimme back my ring pop" "Give me a bagel" "Dinah, stop eating my fucking mangoes, you overgrown sperm cell"
Interviewer: O...Kay? Last question, 5SOS or The Vamps?
Lauren: *glares* Imma slap you
Interviewer: Okay! That's all for today,guys! I'm *whatever tf name you want* and I'll see you next week!
Lauren: No, seriously, imma slap you
Interviewer: *gulps*
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