A: *from the kitchen* HOLY CRAP!!!
L: Ally, what's wrong?😨
N: R u OK?!
A: I DON'T KNOW!!! I FEEL CRAZY! HELP ME, JESUS!!
D:*comes out her room; eating Hot Cheetos* Smallz, what's up?
A: THINK IT WAS THOSE BROWNIES I ATE FROM THE STOVE EARLIER
D: *turns to Lauren slowly*
L: 😱
C:*comes from the bathroom* The hell is going on?
N: Oop
A:*crying hysterically* I'M SEEING MONKEYS ON UNICORNS WITH WATERMELON DOING FRICKLE FRACKLE WITH A WALRUS!!! OH JESUS, THAT POTATO KEEPS TRYING TO TAKE MY INNOCENCE!
L: *oh shit faced* Aw, shit
C: *stares at her with gay anger* What did you do to my girlfriend, Jergi.
L: I didn't do shit! She decided to eat them despite me telling everyone not to touch them
A: *in the tune of HLT* She got that bang. She got that bum, bum, bum. I live that thang, I love it in my tongue. When she gimme head, I go stupid dumb, stupid dumb, you know I want some *dry humping Camila*
D: What the hell, Lauser? 😂
N: Seriously... what's in those brownies? Weed on steroids?!
L: No, the guy said it was pretty tame...
A: *runs out the back door; screaming*
C: *scratches her head* Imma...imma get her *follows her*
(Few seconds later)
Walz is calling
D: What, hoe?
C: Ally's on the roof in her underwear, screaming about some damn Waffle House. Listen...
A: I THOUGHT IT WAS A HOUSE MADE OF SWEET SYRUPY WAFFLES!!! MY LIFE IS A LIIIEEEE *cries in Spanish*
N: *laughs* Mila, get her!
D: Lauren, what the hell?!
L: Note to self: put label on edibles
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😂Funny Ass 5H And LM Shit😂
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