(High Harmony)
Laurence: *comes out his room w 5 blunts* Aye, guys? *smirks*
Norman: *looks up at him; jumps off the couch* Renzo, my man! Comin thru w the fatties!
Camilo: *eyes wide* Yeah, "fatties" is right...are you trying to kill Allen and me?
Laurence: Pssh, bitch, your boyfriend stay getting high with me when you're not here *tosses Allen one*
Allen: *catches it*
Camilo: *looks at Allen*
Allen: *looks away at Dilan* Hey, Biggie
Dilan: Nah, trick, yo' ass in trouble
Allen: *looks at Milo while whispering to Dilan* But he's scary when he's mad...but also hot as heck
Camilo: Nice try, Brock
Laurence: *tosses Dilan one*
Dilan:*catches it* Good look
Camilo: *still glaring at Allen*
Allen: *sucks his teeth* Babe, you always eat Laurence's edibles, so don't give me that
Laurence: *rolls eyes* Are we all sparking up or what?
Norman: *snatches one* Gimme my shit *lights it*
Dilan: Who's on munchie duty?
Laurence: *shrugs* I'll go, you coming?
Dilan: Yeah
*skip store; SMOKE SESSION*
Allen: *hits blunt* Why do we get on the bus...but in a car?
Laurence: *eyes wide* Shit, right?
Norman: Yo, that is a good question, bruh
Camilo: *staring into space*
Dilan: Yo, Walz, you straight?
Camilo: *turns his head slowly; girly voice* You know damn the fuck well I'm gay as shit *flips hair*
Norman: *giggles* His hair too short to flip!
Camilo: *flips him off*
Norman: Sorry, my ass belongs to D, boo
Dilan: *takes long hit* Damn right
Allen: *holds his arms out* Wait, y'all, wait...How-How Santa Clause fat ass fit in them teeny tiny chimneys?
Dilan: *stares at him while hitting the blunt* Really?
Allen: *shrugs*
Laurence: *starts laughing*
Norman: *jumps* Shit, you scared me!
Dilan: What's so funny, Laur?
Laurence: *points at Camilo; weak off his ass* Camz!
D,N,A: *looks at him*
Camilo: *wearing shades, a crop top, tight ass pride briefs, cowboy boots, and a sombrero, holding up a heel like a phone; singing while twerking* Fuck it, fuck it, right, boy! Fuck me, fuck me, right, boy! Suck it, suck it right boy!!
Norman: *hits blunt; stands up and smacks Camilo's ass* Damn, you got cakes!
Allen:*chilled asf* I can see your dick print, babe
Camilo: *looks down* Pero like, 'cause I don't have on pants? *pats his 'weave'*
Dilan: Lauser, you still with that girl? Uh...*snaps* Um, muhfuckin'...Traintrack?
Laurence: *unimpressed* Tyra?
Dilan: Yeahhhh, that old hoe
Laurence: Don't come for my girl, James *stands up*
Dilan: *looks at him laughing* Bro, she was fucking starting high school when yo' pale ass was conceived!
Laurence: Fuck you *hits blunt; looks at Milo again; giggles*
DNA: *looks at him again*
Camilo: *wearing cheetah print leggings with a training bra and heels on* My milkshakes bring the bananas to the yard and they're like "Come slob on my knob". My dick, is bigger than yalls. Allen can tell you, I can't fit my drawers!!!
Norman: How this asshole change so quick?
Dilan: *shrugs;hits blunt*
Allen: *eyes closed* Yo, when I close my eyes, I can't see
Laurence: Me neither! Like how the fuck am I supposed to know where I am?
Norman: Shit blows me, Cuz
Laurence: *looks at Milo again; snorts* What?
Dilan: *rolls eyes* Walz, what the he- the fuck?!
Camilo: *standing still with sunglasses on and a koala bear onesie*
Norman: *weirded out* Allen, get your man...
Allen: *looks at Milo with droopy eyes* Milo *smooching noise* C'mere, boy
Camilo:...
Dilan: O....Kay? Imma go *goes in the kitchen for some hot Cheetos*
Camilo: *watches him leave; starts doing The Floss with a straight face*
Laurence: *giggles* Camz, what the hell?
Allen: *stands up; goes over to him; taps him*
Camilo: *stops; turns to him*
Allen: *whispers in his ear*
Camilo: *takes glasses off slowly; eyes wide; looks at the others*
Laurence: What he say, Camz?
Camilo: *picks Allen up bridal style; runs to his room and slams the door*
Norman: *stank face* Camallen finna fuck
Dilan: *comes back w a bag of hot cheetos* Well, he ain't finish his blunt, soooo...*takes Allen's blunt from the ashtray*
Norman: *shakes his head* You'd think Laurence was the pot head
Dilan: *raises eyebrows* Fight me, Kobe
Norman: *smirks* Yes, Daddy
Dilan: 😳
Laurence: *sleep af*
Dilan: *looks at him then at Norman* Wanna prank him?
Norman: I'll get the sharpie! *gets up*
Dilan: *rubs hands together like a cartoon villain* Imma draw dicks on his hetero face
*I may b high rn...teehee
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