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Interview With A Fuckboy: A Series ('Minah)

Interviewer: Welcome back, everyone! Today on FUCKBOY SERIES, we have, not one, but TWO special guests! Norman "Twerk Sumn, Girl" Kodak and Denim "Break Dat Back" Jeans!

Norminah: (stares at them in bad bitch)

Dinah: Hoe, did you just-

I: Let's get on with the interview, shall we? Who are celebrity crushes?

D: Myself... I'm cute (hair flips in Normani's face)

N: Bitch, if you don't-

D: Ugh, and Mani, I guess

N: (stank face) Hoe, let's not forget that I be eatin'-

I: NEXT QUESTION! What are your favorite songs at the moment?

N: Waves by Normani

D: Heard It All Before by Dinah Jane

I: Uh... aren't they your songs?

N: Yep. Ain't nothing wrong with self-promotion

I: Well... I guess not

D: You should listen... they bops

I: I'll keep that in mind. What's your favorite food?

D: Whatever Ralph and Walz said

I: I'm sorry, who?

N: Camila and Lauren

I: Oh...😨

D: What? What did they say?

I: 😰... uh, they said um...

N: Prolly said "pussy"

I: Yeah, that's it

D:... not changing my answer

N: Next question, please and thank you .

Interviewer: Uh-Uh, w-what's something you really want in life?

D: (smirks; looks at Normani) She knows

N: (smirks back) Just wait 'til I get you home

I: 😨 Oh, Jesus

D: (slams hand on table) ALLY AINT THAT KINDA GIRL! SHES AN HONEST WOMAN!

N: Acshally, everyone thinks shes all innocent, but I heard her saying 8 Hail Marys last night in Camila's room

D: Well, I'll be damned

I: Uh, next question... favorite movie?

D: (rubs chin) Hmm... depends who I'm with

I: Explain?

D: If I'm with my fam, it's Moana. If I'm with my girls, it's IT. If I'm with this sexy chocolate, it's whatever we chill to (winks)

I: (confusion)

N: (sighs in bad bitch) She means whatever we end up fucking to

I: Ok! That's the end of the show! Thank you two for coming

D: (giving Normani that "look") Not yet, she ain't

I: Until next tome on: FUCKBOY SERIES

* Who's next?:

Allysus "King Jesus in this bitch" Brooklyn

Jeed "Thicc Crispy Cakes Supa Base" Three Wall

Platypus "Make You Wetter Than A Bayou" Edwards

Jesminda "Big Titties, Big Dick" Needle

Lee "Like My Coffee With Two Sugars" Pincock