Interviewer: Hello, and welcome back to: FUCKBOY SERIES! Today we have (looks at notes) "Lauren Jiggy Jar Jar Do"
Lauren:... Bitch, the fuck did you just call me? (glares in gay)
Interviewer: Uh... this is a segment called the Fuckboy Series-
Lauren: No... what did you call me?
Interviewer: J-Jiggy Jar Jar-
Lauren: (buzzer noise) Wrong answer, swine. It's Jauregui... "Ha-reh-gee" say it with me
Interviewer: Ha-reh-gee
Lauren: Ok... get on with the interview, Albatross
Interviewer: Actually, my name's-
Lauren: Get with it, Beehive
Interviewer: It's-
Lauren: I don't give a shit about your name, Crank Dat! Interview me already
Interviewer: (nervous as fuck) Um, ok, who is your celebrity crush or crushes?
Lauren: All I'm gonna say is I love chocolate (looks at camera) Dark and milk (winks)
*Cue my black/brown girls going crazy*
Interviewer: Ooh, who are they?
Lauren: (still looking at the camera with gay eyes) They know who they are
Interviewer: What's your favorite song at the moment?
Lauren: Borderline by Tame Impala
Interviewer: I love that song!
Lauren: Yeah, but this ain't about you, Dorito. Next question
Interviewer: (gulps) What's, uh, your favorite food?
Lauren: Pussy
Interviewer: 😨 Th-That's exactly what Camila-
Lauren: You mean "Big Gay Energy"? Yeah, I know. Next question, Elevator.
Interviewer: What's something you really want in life?
Lauren: (thinks) Hmm... to get my dick sucked by the baddest bitch... so yeah, I wanna suck my own dick
Interviewer: 😨 Oh, Jesus
Lauren: (glares) ALLY AINT THAT KINDA GIRL, FORKLIFT!
Interviewer: (jumps) I'm- I, I didn't mean it like-
Lauren: Ugh, go to the next damn question
Interviewer: Uh, what's your favorite movie?
Lauren: The original Scream
Interviewer: Oh, so you like scary movies?
Lauren: (stank face) Nah, it's because I think Billy is cute, Gynecologist.
Interviewer: I mean, Billy is cute-
Lauren: I was being sarcastic, Hippopotamus.
Interviewer: My name is actually-
Lauren: I didn't ask, Igloo.
Interviewer: But-
Lauren: Shut up, Juice Box
Interviewer: I still have to ask a few more questions.
Lauren: Then ask them, Karate Chop
Interviewer: Okay, If you were the last person on Earth, who would you keep with you?
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